apartmentbartender

Sup y'all, my name is Elliot and I am terrible bartender who is trading on his looks and mediocre talent for as long as people will stand me. Best guess, 1 yr

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Happy Thanksgiving my gooches. I hope you get a shot of fireball with a side of turkey breast. #imtheworst #notabartender

[apartmentbartender @apartmentbarte1]

Do you prefer my "hey girl" or "ya boi" pose? Its all I got and Im perfecting it #yaboi #notabartender

[apartmentbartender @apartmentbarte1]

@JackDaniels_US Jack. check. Unnecessary ingredients. Check. Things that spell out my MO. Check

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Feeling kinda basic.... always. Have you guys heard of rumchata? That shit is 😳🔥🔥

[apartmentbartender @apartmentbarte1]

@12PointCraft @FireballWhisky That would mean having a discerning palate. I do not. Formaldehyde or bust. #yaboi

[apartmentbartender @apartmentbarte1]

Oh my Gerd guys, I love @FireballWhisky so much. I can think of nothing better anytime, all the time!!! #apartmentbartender #somuchdouchiness #smug #yaboi

[apartmentbartender @apartmentbarte1]

Caption this. Suggested choices, "look its coffee! I forgot what drinks were called" "I stole my roommate's shirt" "bad at bartending all day long" #notabartender

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Keep grinding y'all. Im skating on everyone else's coattails. LULZ. #theworst #notabartender #cantmix

[apartmentbartender @apartmentbarte1]

Another day, another bad attempt at being talented at anything. LOL. I still got my looks and my "hey girl" glance down. #apartmentbartender #notabartender #seriouslytheworst

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@Liquor @JackDaniels_US and Christmas.... sounds like Hell on earth to me. LOL #yaboi

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Heres a rum drink I did that has like 5 elements when it needs only 3. LULZ #imtheworst #apartmentbartender #badatbartending

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Get this, I have convinced people I know what I am doing. Here's the rub, tho, my drinks suck and any 3rd rate NYC bartender could do this better. LULZ #looksoversubstance #apartmentbartender

[apartmentbartender @apartmentbarte1]

@JackDaniels_US That shot looks like your whiskey tastes. LOL

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I could never make these. LULZ

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Standing with a bunch of people who I dont deserve to hold their jocks. LOL #imtheworst #apartmentbartender @WorldClass

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If y'all ever see this ugly mug of mine behind a bar, run!!!! I seriously do not know what I am doing. #apartmentbartender #drinking #Dumbassery

[apartmentbartender @apartmentbarte1]

sup y'all! find me on this device too. Other account was hacked. I am a terrible bartender. Give me a like if you agree. #apartmentbartender #badattwitter #talentless