Andrew Pattenaude

laugh to live, love to life, live to laugh

[Andrew Pattenaude @apat720]

No shade but please be fr

[hanna @H4NSCC]

he deserves some of snoopy’s nachos lowk

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Everyone knows Friday is the best night and Saturday is the best day. It’s not hard!!

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Now that likes are private THIS is the type of tweet I like

[mojo jojo @strawberrryboy]

You put ONE banana in a smoothie and that bitch wanna be the Beyoncé of the group.

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Nepo baby smh

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Fernanda Torres joins her mother Fernanda Montenegro as the only Brazilian actresses in history to be nominated for Best Actress at the #Oscars.

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Eating tonight’s dinner at the same table I ate today’s breakfast…wow. #UniversalPoetry #ItRhymes

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Another save the date has hit the fridge

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Maturing is realizing Christine McVie was the best member of Fleetwood Mac

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The key to a great song is a well-timed “👏👏”

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Oh you thought this was Christmas?

They thought this was Christmas…

That’s fucking funny bitch it’s the fucking first night of Hanukkah…yeah…yeah…fuck fourth of july

[kp @TheRealKatPat]

my parents: have you spoken to your brother lately?
me:

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You’re in her dms but she just sent me this…we’re not the same

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Howie Rose’s call of Pete Alonso’s go-ahead homer in the 9th is EPIC 🗣️

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Feel like folks are getting a little too crazy with the Halloween posting…we JUST got to back to school season! #Andrews2Cents

[kp @TheRealKatPat]

@apat720

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My sister right now: is 8 months pregnant

me right now:

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???

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Herbert Von King gf Maria Hernandez bf

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Time to go on a Coldplay walk

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Time to go on a Coldplay walk

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Moving to Berlin for a little while

[punished mike @punished_moron]

she's got Larry David eyes