InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette

Reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture. Cloud District visitor. Inverter of Y-axes. He/Him.

[InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette @apathyacting]

Kylo Ren Rilo Kiley
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The Execution of All Things

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Is sense of "humour" a genetic trait or is this story completely fictional? Because there's no way anyone other than Elon would find this funny

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless

"I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce."

"So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger."

"And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce."

"So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."

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@MadelaineLucyH Well, it'd be something different at least...

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@takeme2hobbiton I think it was Alex Kidd in Miracle World

[rebb ford @rebbford]

Woman goes to the doctor. Says she’s depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. Great game - Warframe - its free. That should pick you up.' Woman bursts into tears. Says: 'But doctor!”

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@nypost Holy shit this guy and his husband looks identical that's so freaky

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@alsojustpeach 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 there I hope you're happy now :(

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@MadelaineLucyH This'd be cheap at twice the price! I only really needed one arm anyway and Claude said the bleeding would stop on its own so take that, Libtards!

[InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette @apathyacting]

Middle aged and playing Fortnite because I am cool af

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@Chinchillazllla Hullo Augie!

[InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette @apathyacting]

@MadelaineLucyH @X That's genuinely a work of art, just pure comedic brilliance

[InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette @apathyacting]

Trying to work out why I'm so tired when I've not gone anything today and oh, I wonder if getting precisely zero hours of sleep had anything to do with it?

[InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette @apathyacting]

How is it like 8 degrees cooler than yesterday and it feels hotter and I can't breathe?

[InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette @apathyacting]

@ecto_fun I wouldn't say so, no, but he's famously adverse to movies

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I've just realised that watching season 2 of The Pitt as it's released here in the UK means the last episode will be available the day before the season starts so come on, remaining fans of The Pitt, let's all watch along in real time next Saturday

[InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette @apathyacting]

I keep seeing this as and I'm imagining a sort of Arrested Development but where there's a special forces calendar and every month is clearly showing a different illegal deniable operation with clear landmarks

[Alltrade-Online 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @AlltradeOnline]

Official Royal Navy "Marines" 2026 Calendar. Vibrant photos from the MOD library every month.

Royal Marine Commandos from 539 Raiding Squadron Poster included.

Printed on FSC® Paper MADE IN BRITAIN® with Solar Energy in UK

Available Online, Amazon, eBay

[InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette @apathyacting]

'Slept' doesn't feel like a real word tbh but 'sleeped' is much worse so I don't know what my point is

[InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette @apathyacting]

It's nearly 5AM and I Have Not Slept! Good job, me! 😭

[InfiniteLikeTheLonginesSymphonette @apathyacting]

Hush now! Skaven are nothing but a fairy story to frighten children into behaving!

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Mutant rats have reportedly been found in sewers under major cities in the US

Researchers say they’re more resilient to rat poison due to new genetic mutations

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@Chinchillazllla @BoneJail You gotta start tunnelling!

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@zoeelizabethjpg Great, now I've got to teach English hungry and wet