bitch named blaine 🪓🎬

i like beetlejuice, lord of the rings, books and bad music

[bitch named blaine 🪓🎬 @apathybride]

@SaeedDiCaprio asking your girlfriend her opinion on the men you’re in love with before proposing to her

[bitch named blaine 🪓🎬 @apathybride]

i hate you ezra fitz, if i were aria’s parents, i would’ve beat you six feet under bitch!!!!

[¿ @umlarp]

doing a line of hope

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

By age 25, your circle should consist of:
-a Spellcaster
-a Healer
-a Tank
-and a Rogue

your network is your net worth

[𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙚✩°｡ @silkedlacee]

how it feels to fit the stereotype of women being bad at games

[✧æther✧ @ether_ly]

call me a clit the way men be rubbing me the wrong way these days omg

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Now if I were the clit where would I be…

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[gifs but slightly faster @gifsbut]

tom cruise kills oprah with his lightning powers

[Akuma @Akumabat]

scientology powers

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

his n hers matching tattoo concept

[🪐 (logna) 🪐 @lognacio]

just found out darth maul was 22 years old in the phantom menace wtf man he shouldve been at the clubbb 😔😔

[vickjpg @vick_jpg]

I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook and I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men

[turbomander @turbomander]

I heard they’re reforming the dawnguard. Vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might sign up myself.

[grovy @grovymango]

if a frog needed me to buy beer for it bc it doesn't have ID, i would do it.

[joey @grinschorus]

Don’t open imessage around me… #nosytwt

[turbomander @turbomander]

“why are you using banned spells” because im lowkey evil dude damn