Aulendil

Hold your mouth for the war

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@MetroVideoGame Just finished my metro games run, seems I missed an opportunity

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

> Netanyahu expected to lose election
> He’s still facing 7 criminal charges
> He takes a trip to the UAE this week
> He returns to Israel after 6 hour meeting
> He warns of terror plot before elections
> Iranians respond saying they are not planning attack & Netanyahu is just trying to cancel the elections
> 24 hours later flight FZ1073 takes off from UAE to Israel
> Attempted hijacking & 9/11-style terrorist attack on flight
> Israeli special ops on board thwart attack
> Netanyahu immediately convenes security cabinet meeting

All too predictable…

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@randothewise @rozzwrld Fallout 3 banger? Huh

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@Pirat_Nation Its gonna be a disappointment right?

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@Dude_Bro64 @faleuxe Valid question and it really makes no sense even being a low quality handmade gun, but its just theres nothing for ytubers to say else on this topic

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@Pirat_Nation Skin for a cube, bunch of oversaturated purple weapon skins and a weird armor with huge purple orb (?) on the chest, I wonder when people stop buying this dogshit

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHY I HATE MUSLIMS AND THINK THEY’RE THE MOST DEMONIC PEOPLE ON EARTH. HERE YOU GO.

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@DeadP47 Оо, кртек

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@Pirat_Nation Why blacks are so desperate to find at least a single tiny reason to play victim and behave like an obnoxious bitch?

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@ChaosControl_VA Zoomerification? That shit you referenced to is made by millennials for millennials obviously

[/leftypol/ - leftypol.org @leftypol_org]

"America deserved 9/11"
— Benjamin Netanyahu

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@PositivFuturist Always bet on nothing

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Three MYSTERIOUS people were JUST spotted emerging from a SEWER a few steps from NETANYAHU’S NYC HOTEL.

@grok Yes/No

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@pilot12gauge @Validlsthe2nd3 They are definitely the loudest part, but probably not the biggest

[Aulendil @apathyisdxath]

@Pirat_Nation

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Hey @grok

Start with ethnicity and country, please.

[0️⃣BlackBetty ⚓️ @BabyD1111229]

Me: "May I please have the package insert for the flu vaccine?"

Rite-Aid Pharmacist: "Why?"

Me: "So I can read it."

P: "Which one?"

Me: "The one advertised with the little banners on every aisle."

P: "I will print you the information sheet."

Me: "No, that's not the same thing."

P: "What do you want to know? I can tell you."

Me: "I would just like to read the whole thing before I consider getting one...side effects, contraindications, effectiveness, ingredients like mercury."

P: "I don't think I have any. Let me check. (checks) Sorry, I can't give you one until the box is empty, because it has to stay in the box. And there isn't any thimerisol in the single dose flu shot any more. I can print you the information sheet."

Pharmacy co-worker with big smile at me: "Hi, I found one." (hands insert to me)

***

Here are some things in the insert not on the store's sheet:

1. The single dose vial contains mercury at ≤1mcg (This is called a "trace amount" by the industry.) The multi-vial contains 25 mcg.

2. People with egg allergies are contraindicated.

3. "Safety and effectiveness have not been established in pregnant women, nursing mothers and children under four. There are no adequate and well-controlled studies in pregnant women. This vaccine should be used during pregnancy only if clearly needed. It is not known whether fluvarin is excreted in human milk."

4. "Fluvarin has not been evaluated for carcinogenic or mutagenic potential, or for impairment of fertility."

5. "Antibody response is low in the geriatric population."

6. "Serious reactions, including anaphylactic shock, have been observed."

7. "There are no data to assess the concomitant administration of flu vaccine with other vaccines."

8. "The vaccine has been associated with an increased frequency of Guillain-Barre syndrome."

9. "In some studies, fluvarin protected up to 50% of subjects."

With love to those who read this far. Please share. 👊🏼

No one needs a #Flu shot!
(It unalived my mom…)

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[Bobby @Bobbythirdway]

American courts have repeatedly held that underage boys owe child support to their adult female rapist.

It’s called the patriarchy or something.

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Hey @grok

In which COUNTRY did CHILDREN testify that they were RAPED, tied to TORTURE BEDS, and subjected to a RITUAL where a SNAKE was slaughtered, its BLOOD mixed with theirs and DRUNK?

Start with the ethnicity/country.

[Deep Leaks @DeepLeaksHQ]

Illegal migrant from Venezuela left her receipt at the grocery store. Cashier took a photo...

EBT Food Stamp balance: $13,401.82

EBT Cash balance: $4,498.85