jlse

Compulsive scroller pondering positioning. Tweets as occasional as poetry.

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@Keubiko Haircuts all round!

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Net zero #ukraine #poem https://t.co/Upidl2qijv #HappyNewYear2023 #etc

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@Scaggeh I bought a bottle here, haven’t opened it yet but its a matter of time…

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@Robertc1970 You’re alright Rob they built it on a landfill, turns out it’s just like home after all

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@StuBennett @markamirberry Frozen pollock for each oar. Seagull on head. Turner prize incoming

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@markamirberry @StuBennett viva the Port Erin winkle pickers https://t.co/DmioIXyE97

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@StuBennett @markamirberry Full bronze statue of you rowing it to shore in heavy weather

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@NordicLaura The Hoff picks his moments (or adverts) nowadays, but we can still hold out for a remake of the pingu rap. Ok here thanks - endlessly sidetracked - been meaning to reply for ages - hope all alright with you too

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@Scaggeh @lovingfeeling Even if it is at £550k a week ;)

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He won’t be training with the U23s for long: everyone’s going to be desperate for a lolley next week in this heatwave #nffc

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@lovingfeeling nice article young man

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You reds! That’s ace

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@INArteCarloDoss @kittysquiddy FOMO! An open DM request from me

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@EpsilonTheory always enjoy your chats with Grant Williams. Re: narrative analogies, pondered past poetic parallels in these short lines whilst painting with the podcast on: https://t.co/eG1wlviRm0 & https://t.co/kfFJyHc6e5

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@TwopTwips IDGAF pedestrian crossers. Take it to the next level by crossing blindfold rather than giving it the angry stare.

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@hkuppy Sigh. Where’s YCC when you need it: light/heat for those energy crunches then exponential growth in the faith bull market when hope/community’s in demand… Just go all in and start your own religion now whilst you can take your pick of the discount cassocks

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@Robertc1970 Burgerfaster?

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@labisiffre The fit and proper person’s test
Can be passed whilst under house arrest
High-octane transfers burnt on visa
Hot air’s ever the crowd-pleaser

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@Alexander_Ball You set ‘em up… I think we’re overdue one that isn’t digitised