Ghost Writer….Spooky

“What I want at my funeral is an actual boxing referee to do a count, and at five, just wave it off and say 'He's not getting up” Garry Shandling

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@KaceyMusgraves

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@3YearLetterman @KaceyMusgraves Shout out for throwing in Kriss Kross

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Hey @elonmusk literally everything in my timeline is Chinese propaganda, what gives?

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@gpatterson828 Try 10,000 times better Jimmy is fine but he’s nothing special

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@Mattkapulsky @_AfricanSoil you think you’re free?

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@MumfordAndSons one man’s trash is another man’s treasure - don’t ever listen to critics you guys are awesome

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@GermanyDiplo I see you guys are back to being Nazis again - we sent our soldiers over to die for free speech. Your laws are a disgrace.

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@GovMurphy Bro, don’t you run Atlantic City through the state? You’re gonna talk about putting public interest ahead of selfish leaders lol?

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@SamParkerSenate @RyLiberty @noone0826 Sounds to me like you’re an antisemitic piece of shit

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@PaulSimonMusic thank you for Graceland. It is the masterpiece of masterpieces.

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@JuddApatow Don’t worry family I’m here to pick up the pieces - 👻- using AI. I have managed to re-create Judd’s personality so I can tweet as if it were him any time. Welcome to the future!

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@DrMoneyTrees Well, I certainly wasn’t going to pick interstellar

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@DrMoneyTrees European easy

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@DrMoneyTrees 68 - 75

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@krassenstein How about this chyron “American idiots keep voting for nothing but lawyers to run the country despite clear knowledge they are the worst people alive with the possible exception of todays media” too wordy?

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@Reddit you’re run by an idiot - enjoy watching your platform die

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@danacarvey @DavidSpade @Cadence13_ David Spade should be every man’s hero

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@mrdougellin Someone has to put Elon musk’s 11 kids through school

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@ConanOBrien @danacarvey @kevin_nealon and however you spell Smiegel - that Hans and Franz podcast was everything I needed in life! Hopefully artificial intelligence will be able to make that movie one day, but until then I’ll take this

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@mrdougellin Musk needs the money