Zander

“I am only alive because fate wants me alive”

[Zander @apattwhatup]

@K1ng_Bob

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres to Arsenal, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties involved.

Sporting accept last bid from Arsenal for €63.5m plus €10m, agent will reduce his commission.

Gyökeres will sign five year deal at #AFC. He ONLY wanted Arsenal. 🇸🇪

[Zander @apattwhatup]

@icp My girlfriend brought her daughter and was disappointed. Waiting for a concert. Only wrestling

[Zander @apattwhatup]

Following along on DK since I can’t watch the game lol, but way to battle Ranger. Now:

[Zander @apattwhatup]

Judging by the loud cheering from my neighbors, I’m guessing the Phillies just did something good…

[Zander @apattwhatup]

@AreYouGarbage @KevinRyanComedy @HFoleyComedy @ianimal69 Have to buckle up when Ian is on. I practically get a side stitch from laughing so hard

[Zander @apattwhatup]

Shout out to my brother. Nailed this freebie. Love passing yards covered and Birds ML at the end there could’ve easily not cashed!

[Zander @apattwhatup]

@K1ng_Bob you wanna set up a round with you me and JD soon?

[Zander @apattwhatup]

City so stacked, they can let Alvarez walk… Maybe Atleti will give Barça a run for their money for 2nd place 😉 #HalaMadrid

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⚪️🕷️ Julián Álvarez signing his six year contract at Atlético Madrid today.

€75m fixed fee, €20m add-ons to Man City after they invested £14m to sign Julián from River Plate.

Excellent addition for Atléti with Diego Simeone key to make it happen. 🇦🇷

[Zander @apattwhatup]

@adamraycomedy just heard on ALN that you’re coming to Philly in October. Would be dynamite if you could go on @PrestonSteve933 as Dr Phil!

[Zander @apattwhatup]

Notable “politician” gets shot and this is how I respond. Caring about politics is pretty much self-torture in my opinion.

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

This celebration looks familiar, @BellinghamJude 😉

#Wimbledon | ＠England | @carlosalcaraz

[Zander @apattwhatup]

Jude, Mbappe, Vini Jr for Real Madrid through at least 2027. Scary.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

JUDE BELLINGHAM BICYCLE KICK SAVES THE GAME FOR ENGLAND!!!!

IT HAD TO BE HIM!

1-1 IN THE 95TH MINUTE! UNREAL!!!

[Zander @apattwhatup]

#EURO2024 #ENGSVK #HalaMadrid

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

JUDE BELLINGHAM. World class. 😳✨

[Zander @apattwhatup]

Mmmmmmbappeeeeee

[Vini Jr. @vinijr]

⌚️

[Zander @apattwhatup]

🐐 #UCL #HalaMadrid

[Zander @apattwhatup]

@K1ng_Bob

[Zander @apattwhatup]

Los Blancos heavy favorite 🥱

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭? 😳

We can't help but just imagine what would happen if Bayer Leverkusen faced Real Madrid this season 😅

[Zander @apattwhatup]

Just seen my first cybertruck in the wild. Fugly.

[Zander @apattwhatup]

DEUCE

[Zander @apattwhatup]

@K1ng_Bob 🥱