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Wannabe: artist, photographer, athlete, author, chef, and musician. Currently: none of the above. Ⓥ

[P13 @apaulothirteen]

Some of my oldest and dearest friends are songs.

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Nature had her paintbrush out this morning.

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@CityNewsKIT Well snipers don't come cheap you know.

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I think anyone who has to regularly work outdoors downwind from @DareFoodsCanada should at least get the occasional free box of broken cookies.

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Men wearing suits shouldn't be allowed to wear ball caps.

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Years of being a Leafs fan have taught me that if you shut the TV off as soon as the puck goes in, before you can even see the other team celebrating their game winning goal, it's a lot easier to handle.

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The longer you live, the fewer true friends you'll have at your funeral.

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Board of peace or Bored of peace?

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Have your A.I. call my A.I. and we'll set up a meeting that neither one of us needs to attend.

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Sometimes it's good being out of touch. I just finished a fantastic book called 'The magicians', that I'd never heard of before, and now discover that it's a five-season TV show already.

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One of my least favourite but most rewarding holiday traditions is the annual fridge condiment purge that occurs when I'm bored between Christmas and new years.

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A beautiful sunny Christmas Eve day and the temperature close to zero is a sure sign Christmas prep should be done on the bbq.

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This could be the creepiest snowman I've ever seen.

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By law all fridge crisper drawers should be big enough to hold a average size bunch of celery.

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Imagine if we spent as much on teaching and training humans as we do on teaching and training AI.

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Pretty soon the Jonas Brothers will be brought in to pitch in this game. #WorldSeries

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Having no common ground with someone IS common ground.

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You have to really hand it to McDonald's. With all their new drive through tech they can screw up people's orders twice as fast.

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I'm guessing this kid's parents are math teachers.

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It's not everyday you get to work in a century old mausoleum.

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@teenagememoirs_ Ugly looking little buggers, for sure!

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Well, it's officially earwig season.