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[J🍒 @Badgrlj__]

My momma always told me you can be dead ass right but the way you handle shit can make you wrong as well.

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

250 years ago today, Miley Cyrus founded the United States Of America just so she could party (July 4, 1776).

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm gonna start telling men there's protein in emotional intelligence

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

Things I miss:

- $5 footlongs
- 24/7 Walmart
- Gas under $2
- The dollar menu actually being a dollar
- The value of $20 in 2007
- Blockbuster on a Friday night
- Pizza Hut buffet
- Needing only one streaming service
- The economy before it developed character
- Hope 😭

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

I love the word “interesting” because it’s so chaotically neutral.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

“I’ll do that on my day off”
Me on my day off:

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

"I love watching movies stoned"

Me stoned watching a movie:

[• @yducknow]

how life feels when nobody knows what you're up to or where you are

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Pls stop confusing Gen Z with Gen Alpha lmao

I did not grow up with an iPad in my hand because they hadn't been invented yet

I played webkinz on the Family Computer

[. @Fimiye]

One day we’re gonna have to watch an ad before they let us answer the phone.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

when you call someone and they don’t answer

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me minding my own business but still noticing everything

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

me vibing to the same song i´ve played 23 times today