**ORACLE IS ABOUT TO MASSACRE 30,000 WORKERS WHILE LARRY ELLISON SITS ON $201 BILLION**
The company just posted a 95% jump in net income to $6.13 billion
Record fucking quarter
And they're planning the largest layoff in Oracle's 47-year history
Sources saying 18% of the entire global workforce is getting torched
That's 30,000 human beings with mortgages and kids and car payments
While Larry Ellison was literally the richest person on Earth for three weeks last September
$393 billion net worth at the peak
The man could lose $201 billion tomorrow and still have more money than 99.9% of humans will see in 1,000 lifetimes
Oracle's "workforce optimization" (their actual words) comes down to one simple equation:
$6.13 billion in quarterly profit ÷ 30,000 eliminated salaries = even more billions for shareholders
The press release will say they're "streamlining operations to focus on cloud and AI capabilities"
Translation: we're firing 30,000 people because we can replace them with software and nobody can stop us
I'm hearing the cuts hit hardest in support, consulting, and mid-level engineering
The exact people who built this company while Larry collected yachts
If you're at Oracle right now, your badge might not work Monday morning