Adam Burnside

Your friendly neighborhood termite expert. My friends call me 'Burnie'.

[markiplier enthusiastｌholland ♡ IRON LUNG!!!!! @phan2187]

ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate

[ESPN @espn]

Tony Hawk can't catch a break 😂 @tonyhawk

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

@RaceTrac 3

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

@GoMaconBacon Sarasota Chipotle Leftovers

[Spencer Shaw @SpencerShaw34]

When you predicted @PatrickMahomes would win the Super Bowl all the way back when y’all were in high school #SuperBowlLIV #GoChiefs #903

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

@claybellbarnett call me please

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

@claybellbarnett IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

@claybellbarnett you already know

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

We need backstops to catch all humor going over their heads.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don't expect everybody to understand.

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

We're talking forgivable flaws here!

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Guess what. I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

Ron Burgundy, ladies and gentlemen.

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

Fill... the seats... RAYS!

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

#Burnie2020
#Vote4Burnie
#Burnie4Mayor

[Macon Bacon 🥓 @GoMaconBacon]

Our mayor > your mayor

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

Lavern's Pies (tires fixed also)

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

I'm team #GIF. No argument.

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

This rivalry is the purest form of fun to be had in baseball. Regardless of your breakfast food preferences, let's all agree these guys are great!

I need to pull up the schedule and make a point to visit each park for a home game this year.

[Andres Perez @andres_perez_12]

Tried putting the tag down there at the end... little did I know I was no where close. Luck of the Irish I suppose, right?🤷🏽‍♂️ @GoMaconBacon

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

As a former #opener, I approve this message.

#burnie2020
#vote4burnie

[Adam Burnside @apburnside]

Tweet, tweet! I'm back, ya'll. Time to hype my faux campaign for the #mayor of @youfit