Austin Pendleton

...you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd...

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

@Ilhan Fucking leave our beautiful state you dirty Fucking Somalians have ruined.

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

@CashApp $apcompound I retweeted too but cmon!

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

@RollinCole57 @TheRealMeg_ Cole I'm here to pick ya up buddy!

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

@RollinCole57 @TheRealMeg_ Bout as smooth as plowed field Cole.

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

I can Diggs it!

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

@THEHARMON1 Same, probably slapping myself in the face..

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

Had a dream last night I was swatting away mosquitos and gnats. Maybe this weather isn't so bad!

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

Need some insight for a debate at work. Which way is the best way for toilet paper to be put on?

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

It was pretty sweet taking a pull of tequilla with @TuckerBeathard tonight! Thanks man!

[Drunk Zach Parise @DrunkZachParise]

.@StLouisBlues

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Michigan is ranked No. 5 in the latest @CFBPlayoff rankings.

#GoBlue

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

@sws41 word to the mother fuckin street Rex.

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

Ever just miss your college friends?..

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

Anal is my favorite

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

@sws41 https://t.co/RmxqjlOQrg

[Alex Harmon @THEHARMON1]

@LarsenDakota me and @apcompound will be coming this weekend I'm pretty sure

[WendtWild™ @wendt355]

The ambulance even made it to the party last night, hell of a night! #wendtwild

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

"Just have a three wise men" @hotsauceortega

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

If my kid ever whips, nae-naes, or dabs, I'm gonna backhand that little shit..

[Austin Pendleton @apcompound]

@LarsenDakota andd what's wrong with that? !

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