I'll make my point a little more seriously.
£37bn of tax money of many people reading this went during Covid to allegedly corrupt people and organisations.
Not one head has rolled, not one person arrested, not one person doorstepped to answer questions.
Just one puff ball interview with one woman and her husband.
That £37bn has cost British lives, savings, businesses and hope. Still, 4 years later, zero accountability for a monster political story.
Instead, in all seriousness, a senior UK tv journalist has tweeted a story that's so irrelevant that anyone reading it can only draw one conclusion. That "look over there at a shiny bulshit story that'll titilate " replaces serious political journalism surrounding corruption of the state.
You've just tweeted a one liner in Private Eye when you should be looking for the front page of UK state corruption.
This woman isn't an illegal alien.
She isn't black.
She isn't a Democrat.
She's the Republican County Clerk of Mesa County, CO.
And she was just convicted of a 9-year prison sentence for hacking voting machines.
She did it to help Trump, driven by his big lie that the election was stolen.
She was caught using her power to subvert Democracy, steal from the taxpayers, and undermine the rule of law.
Remember: MAGA is a cabal of criminals.
Every accusation they make against the other side is a confession.
Left: James Cleverly criticises Labour for completing the Chagos islands deal
Right: James Cleverly explaining how he's discussing the Chagos islands, which he today criticised Labour for concluding
County Clerk and election denier Tina Peters allowed MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell to use her security card to breach Dominion voting machines in the 2020 election.
The judge just sentenced her to 9 years in prison after dragging her for FILTH.
“You are one of the most privileged people to ever sit in that chair. You are a charlatan and you’re going to prison.”
They want to leave the ECHR because it will allow them to abolish the State Pension, the Minimum Wage, and paid holiday and sick leave.
It would make them tens of billions a year.
But of course they say immigration, because they can't tell you the real reason.
BREAKING: Donald Trump gets devastating news as FBI stats are released proving that crimes rates are falling drastically under President Biden — destroying the MAGA "crime wave" narrative.
This timing couldn't be any better...
According to the preliminary figures released by the FBI today, the trend of falling crimes rates that was noted by the bureau in 2023 continues strong.
Between January and June, murders dropped by 23% compared to the same time period in 2023. Violent crime fell 10% and reported rapes dropped by 18%.
Aggravated assault dropped by 8% tear over year, robberies fell by 14%, and reported property crime dropped 13%.
The statistics were gathered from 14,800 law enforcement agencies all across the country.
These numbers are deeply inconvenient for Donald Trump because he's desperate to convince voters that there is a historic crime wave unfolding fueled by lawless immigrants. In reality, things are rapidly and dramatically improving under Democratic leadership.
Republicans have no popular policies to offer so they peddle fear, bigotry, and outright lies. We won't fall for it!
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Victoria Derbyshire, "We asked Tim Davie for an interview tonight, it was declined"
Director-general of the BBC Tim Davie refused to speak to BBC Newsnight about Huw Edwards
Carol Vorderman recently shared that at the same time as she was fired from the BBC for expressing political opinions, the same committee that fired her at the BBC decided to keep Huw Edwards on - this is the second scandal after the first scandal of what Huw Edwards did
“He does know, Nigel Farage, doesn’t he, that the sea Clacton is on is not the Black Sea, or the Singapore Straits or the Pacific? I am starting to wonder whether to set up a crowdfunder for an atlas.”
-@JolyonMaugham
https://t.co/c0r3qU3D7V
Three facts about Brexit:
1》Brexit has already cost us more than we ever paid into the EU.
2》Our EU fee was an investment that allowed us to earn far more through frictionless trade, a customs union and global trade deals.
3》Brexiters have not replaced EU regional funding.
Children locked inside homes, families terrified, teachers and city officials afraid to go to work.
This is what we might expect in a town taken hostage by terrorists, in another country.
But the country is ours, the town is my family’s, and the terrorists are American. /1 🧵
Trump advisor Stephen Miller has a 4-minute meltdown after a journalist asks Miller to provide evidence for a false claim Miller made about crime rates in the US.
This is a master class in journalism, and a master class in how to interview MAGA officials
I'm so sick of these so-called "undecided voters" with their "oh, I don't know enough about her."
You know she didn't RAPE anyone.
You know she wasn't convicted of 34 felonies.
You know she hasn't been indicted on 88 charges.
You know she doesn't want to be a dictator.
You know she didn't incite insurrection.
You also have a computer and/or a smartphone.
You're a grown up, FFS. When you want to learn about "do masks work" or "caravans of scary immigrants, eating pets" you know how to Google that shit. Don't wait for others to spoon feed you information, do your own research!
Go to her website!
It's real easy: https://t.co/bYdHOUoQhT
I'm sure there are probably a few real "undecided" people who have no internet access, don't own a TV, and have lived in a fucking cave on a deserted island for the past 10 years. But the rest of you? You have NO excuse.
Stop looking for attention from journalists and pretending you "need more information."
Just admit your head is up your ass.