Albuquerque Police Department Parody

“Official” Parody Account of the Albuquerque Police Department PIO. -Emergencies Call 911 -Account not monitored 24/7 (just like our dispatch center)

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

If you’re so confident in your stance then why block me ? Pussy! - now you truly are the football @lobogabe - an idiot fair weathered fan who thinks he knows more than everyone else - what’re you — maybe 20- 25 tops ? Dumbass

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@kaithelobo Who made you the spokesman for all things Lobo fans ? You’re so far wrong it’s laughable - you truly are the football LoboGabe

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@korelinthefall1 @ChiBadgPartDeux Why do you think this is a cool gif to use ? Read a room -

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

Ask me again after the election !

[Albuquerque Police Department @ABQPOLICE]

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[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

Would be scarier without the mask

[Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham @GovMLG]

Times are tough, but politics shouldn’t be scary — unless I’m jumping out from behind a door. Wishing all New Mexicans a safe and spooky #Halloween! 👻🎃

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@korelinthefall1 Shut your mouth and make my fries

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@korelinthefall1 And you could just not be such a no it all dick

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@korelinthefall1 This guy is like the football version of LoboGabe

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@korelinthefall1 This is a week fucking take - like you know anything about anyone in the stands at the Broncos game - calling out the 5 people at an NFL game assuming they weren’t at a Lobo game - you’re an idiot

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@MayorKeller Yes thank God for those unarmed untrained morons who just call us anyway

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@ABQRAW

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@ABQRAW

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@ABQRAW

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

Move along people - nothing to see here

[ABQ RAW @ABQRAW]

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[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@MayorKeller Soooooo are they going to take all the guns from these kids orrrrrrr? Asking for a bunch of armed and uniformed friends

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@gator_fanatic @ABQPoliceChief We’d settle for Sheriff Darren (please help us —- vote!!!)

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@nefarious_sole @ABQPoliceChief He’s just big boned!! (Nahhh he’s fat)

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@ABQPoliceChief We won’t tell them that we just don’t answer the phone anymore

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@ABQPoliceChief Thanks for not falling asleep Chief

[Albuquerque Police Department Parody @APD_PIO1]

@JoeGarc84876944 @ABQPOLICE Pretty tough there keyboard warrior