ninki minjaj

don’t cock block your destiny 💫

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

Leisurely mall walkers are the devil reincarnated

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

@jayteejee_VB @_lilbucky Can I get a YeeHaw???!?

[Molly Fitzpatrick @mollyfitz]

The four seasons are depression, allergies, tomatoes and spooky

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

The whole “Greek yogurt is a great alternate for sour cream” is a scam. If your dip calls for sour cream, please for the love of god use a dollop of Daisy. Not fuggin oikos.

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

i asked my work neighbor to borrow a pen and she stuck this through the door lmao

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

@zachlanebryan is an angel sent straight from the heavens… only on track 29 and I’m so impressed. You are my sunshine cover sent me over the edge 😭😭😭 🇺🇸💔

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

WHY DO DUDES WEAR BEANIES WHEN ITS LITERALLY HOT AS FUCK OUTSIDE.

[sad oat @sad_oat]

how do i formally challenge the supreme court to a fistfight

[Art of Life 🦋 @Art0fLife_]

If you're in your 20s, I can't stress this enough:

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

Why are we wearing straw hats to an airport ppl?

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Don't worry, the right ones won't leave.

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

Wordle had me fucked up today

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

@BIABIA AND J COLE LONDON 😤

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Fuck April.

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

New music Friday is about to be L I T tomorrow

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

Reason #238 why I believe we’re living in a simulation… Big yellow taxi by counting crows plays every time I enter a grocery store.

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

I have been in my FEELS with art and music lately… reading, writing and listening has been my only vice. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE PLANETS.

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

I have a theory that all real estate agents are aliens in the Illuminati. Why are they all…. Off..

[ninki minjaj @ape_knutz]

Cannot wait for RVA this June ❤️‍🔥