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@WhiteHouse shouldn't he be carrying something like a 1911-380 to accommodate his tiny hands?

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@WhiteHouse Isn't Trump a Prohibited Person? Has someone informed the ATF there is a convicted felon in possession of a firearm?

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@JDVance If JV Dunce says he visited Minnesota, I begin to doubt the existence of such a place. He likes to make things up.

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@JDVance "If I have to create stories...then that's what I'm going to do" - some douchebag

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@elonmusk That's funny. Now do Texas and Florida.

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@elonmusk That's cute. Now do Tesla safety engineers.

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@PeteHegseth @Southcom Hey you alcoholic fuck, you were probably blackout drunk during weapons training and forgot the mantra "backblast area clear". Also figured a puppet like yourself thinks nothing of an American soldier using Russian weapons.

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@elonmusk uhhhh, how can you get a SSN and vote if you're not a citizen?

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@FerreWeb3 Best way to become a Bitcoin millionaire is start with a billion dollars

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@SchroederFFarm @RogerMarshallMD oh yes, let's replace established, proven healthcare with essential oils and chakra realignment.

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@RogerMarshallMD Holy shit, you managed to pass medical school being that stupid?

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@LauraLoomer @FlorentGroberg Hey Laura-

Until you've put in time standing on the wall, putting yourself in harm's way in service of your country... You can sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up when it comes to casting your crazy in a veteran's direction.

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@KandissTaylor @wells_sher @GuntherEagleman @Hunter_Eagleman So if the government is modifying the weather, who gave the order?

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@FirepowerUnited This is not the flex you think it is

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@AlecLace All you have is a whatboutism? Fucking pathetic.

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@DesireeAmerica4 @elonmusk Hon, I doubt you've ever worked an honest day in your life.

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@elonmusk well, you're certainly proving the negative productivity role in government part.

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@JosephFordCotto We won't get fooled again...

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@elonmusk This coming from a guy who has no idea what a SELECT DISTINCT query is

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@elonmusk You're tweeting and making Spongebob memes on the nation's dime. Sounds fraudulent and wasteful. Definitely not very efficient. How do you have any time to cheat at Diablo anymore?