April

trying to do better than good enough | UCSD ‘20

[April @ape_rollll]

*goes to school in SD*
*never sees the beach bc school is already drowning me*

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Cody Bellinger is a New York Yankee

[Becky Sauerbrunn @beckysauerbrunn]

With so much love and gratitude.

[NWS Bay Area 🌉 @NWSBayArea]

Tornado Warning including San Francisco CA, Daly City CA and Broadmoor CA until 6:15 AM PST

[April @ape_rollll]

Not phineas and fern helping me out with the NYT crossword today

[April @ape_rollll]

Shut the fuck up Aaron Rodgers is here

[April @ape_rollll]

Ya girl is on godchild #4

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Emma Hayes from @USWNT is the Women's Johan Cruyff Trophy winner!

Congrats @emmahayes1!

#ballondor

[Emily Nyman @EmSheDoesIt]

PARENTS: please check your kids candy this Halloween- I just found Brayan Rocchio botching a double play that extended the 10th inning allowing Juan Soto a chance to hit with 2 runners on inside this twix bar

[April @ape_rollll]

working with scientists: label the fuck out of their food, but cannot be bothered to label their chemicals

[April @ape_rollll]

not me being the metric master at my new job too this is my nightmare 😭

[Joe @NYGiantsSBchamp]

The Yankees are in the ALCS and aren’t facing the Astros

[April @ape_rollll]

Seeing doctors use oxygen tanks to break down a wall on Greys

[April @ape_rollll]

Not my godfather and I baptizing our niece together 😭

[April @ape_rollll]

Not me having to explain to TSA bolo and how my coins are not a legal concern

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

So the Yankees just put out movies now?

Everything about this is amazing. What a moment for Judge. Team feels special right now

[Taylor Vincent @tayvincent6]

Alex Morgan -- "I'm going to try to keep this short without crying..."

Then not into the mic- "damn it" 😂

[April @ape_rollll]

NO NOT LOVE’S KNEE 😭😭😭😭😂

[Alex Morgan @alexmorgan13]

Thank you🫶

[April @ape_rollll]

I got asked to be a godmother today, how do people keep trusting their children with me?? 😭😭😂