Emily Peters

Idk how to twitter and that has not changed in the 5 years i’ve had this account

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

@djbabylou Yo day drinking IS daring when you take meds in the morning, you never know what you’re gonna get

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

Is week drinking a saying? Because i’m not day drinking today but i’m definitely planning to drink on a Wednesday after this next client

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

Someone on fb is trying to convince me that the US military is an ethical entity rn and if that isn’t motivation to switch to twitter, idk what is.

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

I’m back again, maybe I’ll build up some followers who i don’t end up blocking this time, stay tuned

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

#NewProfilePic

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

@vanillacokezero that's my move

[dummy @vanillacokezero]

me coming back to the party after crying in the bathroom https://t.co/gK9Ka2fNnW

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

one moment a kitten is purring staring into your eyes and the next, their entire body is latched onto your nose

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

@vanillacokezero when ur roommate doesn't love ur cats as much as u do

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

ok our neighborhood always smells like shitty weed and since its legal in wa, theres no excuse to smoke bad weed anymore

[dummy @vanillacokezero]

if anyone wants to come to me and @emilyjanepeters apartment tomorrow night and drink about the election hit us up

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

my lawyer keeps cutting me off on my way to work. does he know it's me???

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

my cat still smells like the fuckboy she slept on saturday night and i'm pissed

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

@vanillacokezero uh crazy people who are good at sex are perfect rebounds thank u very much

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

@vanillacokezero no??? what??? i can recommend u some good dick

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

how many times will i have to clean @vanillacokezero 's cat's sneezes off my laptop

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

@vanillacokezero WHAT fml why does everyone agree with you???????

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

@vanillacokezero this won't show me the results until i vote & im not allowed to vote!!

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

@ashleyiswutang i will come to a halloween party if it isn't the saturday before bc that's MY PARTY DAY

[Emily Peters @apeachykeenbean]

regarding national coming out day... yeah i'm still in the closet w my family and coworkers