Ape Capital 🦍

Just a hairless primate going long and short.

[Ape Capital 🦍 @apecapital]

I apologize in advance for the level of trolling you will all soon be subject to.

Thank you,
Management

[Ape Capital 🦍 @apecapital]

@INArteCarloDoss

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@martyrmade Roflmaoooooooo beautiful. Keep going king, show yourself to the world. You’ll be in jail by the end of the year

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@martyrmade Which one? Big satan or little satan? Disgusting Iran apologist.

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gm (as an anon)

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@davthewave It’s wrong to kill children. Yet you’ve never mentioned Hamas’ murder of dozens (hundreds?) of Israeli children.

So why is it that you choose to focus on one side while pretending like you’re not claiming that one side is in the ‘right’?

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@0xBriann @davthewave dave lives in a fantasyland where hamas doesn't have genocidal desires

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@Anti__Globalist @Steve_Laws_ Lol this guy thinks banksy is somehow pro-Israel or pro-Jewish. Typical conspiracy theory enjoyor

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@Ayo_Babt @CitizenCapital @NeoTokyoCode @CyberKongz @basedvcfund Who dis?

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@ArtOfDialogue_ Maybe don’t be talking about pedos while wearing a balenciaga shirt…

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@CamiRusso @laurashin @Pauly0x jeremy is a real clown but you're giving him what he wants (attention)

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@gmoneyNFT wen gmoney IPO?

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dog wif cat? hilarious but like what are we even doing here?

[Ape Capital 🦍 @apecapital]

Still trying to accoom the $COIN position but price up 8% from initial purchases.

Sometimes better to just shove the whole position in there when you see the opportunity. Lessons in there.

[Ape Capital 🦍 @apecapital]

Trading journal: missed $COIN entries at $70 and $120 but starting to slurp some shares now.

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@zackvoell gm

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@ByzGeneral everybody too busy punting memecoins on Solana innit

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@mikealfred brotha, your fanfic is my fave

[Ape Capital 🦍 @apecapital]

how do I tell them that it's an ape behind this account?

[Ape Capital 🦍 @apecapital]

srs q, what's @PeterSchiff up to these days?

[Ape Capital 🦍 @apecapital]

Trading journal: missed $COIN entries at $70 and $120 but starting to slurp some shares now.

[Ape Capital 🦍 @apecapital]

Brother, I’m just trying to get a haircut in peace.

[Max Keiser @maxkeiser]

Shitcoiners taking a shower. https://t.co/JNWHEUDTkF