april

it’s all corrupt girl.

[troy bond jr (grand admiral) @TroyHasEbola]

You better Kirk bitch

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Can someone take the Zoomers aside and gently explain that the point of 9/11 jokes is to undercut the government's war propaganda, you're not actually supposed to think thousands of people burning to death is funny

[saIIy ✨ @foIlatonwood]

well an almond feeds my mom for a whole day unlike 38,000 chatgpt queries

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

can i get 4 packs marb lights and $1.50 on pump 6

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

i never fucked hall i never fucked oates

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

writing my suicide note in minionese

[zo𓆑 @b1tesnails]

what do certain things mean

[olivia 🪑 @livvywivvy7]

picking my skin picking my skin picking my skin

[emily @north0fnorth]

my friends and i would’ve killed liberty biberty with hammers i can tell you that much

[halfprism @halfprism_]

bullshit, i can clearly see them moving. im really tired of people trying to manipulate me all the time, but i guess i deserve it because of all the bad stuff i did in the past

[stewie garlic @blvckmarloo]

wish I could share a joint with my cat

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

having OCD as an athiest is so fucking funny like fuckkk i forgot to lock the door 5 times now this plane is gonna crash... by some mysterious unrelated secular force... and i'll go to hell... which i don't believe in...

[HM $uff 🇭🇹 @1bdbsuff]

good morning

[lia @esnupiei]

quando eu vou na farmácia comprar antidepressivo e encontro uma menina da minha idade comprando pacote de fralda

[gigi🫧 @gigi_sofly]

me & my man was in love by day 2, i ain't lying

[02 @d00mritual]

smoking and vaping are the perfect balance bc one wets ur lungs and the other dries them out so it’s like nothing happened

[ren 🐞 @naraplane]

You sure?

[sasha @skinnycityy]

i love making people laugh, i feel like this

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here spreading rumors about you and talking behind your back