Pete Durbin

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@tedcruz You know how he could save a lot of money on that fine? By not paying it.

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@guinnessfan @catturd2 He directed the first one too. Let's hope he can do at least close to that well with the sequel. I am cautiously optimistic.

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@catturd2 What...me worry?

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@AmericanTermin @steveinman Can't spell "Darwin" without WIN!

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@DerrickEvans4WV When is Inseminated Person's Day this year?

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@DerrickEvans4WV Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a convenience store chain, not a government agency.

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@DerrickEvans4WV And even the 2025 number includes the last 3 weeks of open border.

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@SophieMae1022 @elonmusk After DOGE completes it's mission that chainsaw should go on public display at the Smithsonian!

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@DerrickEvans4WV Pretty sure they all survived it. Any deaths reported?

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@CincyHawk1 @hodgetwins Yup. Mother Rucker!

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@DerrickEvans4WV Tariffic!

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@SturosChase @rallynate "Elevator"

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@catturd2 Possibly a meteor?

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@steveinman Lol @ tears of soy...

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@JDVance @hodgetwins Can we propose an amendment further clarifying....oh, let's say, the second amendment (lose the justification clause)?

It could simply read,
"The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

It would also nullify NFA1934.

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@tszzl Every single Briton should be shitposting now...overwhelm their legal system with this speech policing.

Then find a way to get their gun rights back.

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@steveinman Thanks for all the laughs, Steve. You ROCK

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@BradBeringer @DerrickEvans4WV "Hilario"?

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@DerrickEvans4WV Can we get DOT to change NOTAMs back to Notice To Airmen instead of the stupidity they changed it to?

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@DerrickEvans4WV Maybe I'm missing slmething...why the asterisks? "Killed", "murderer" and "rapist" are actually words. Why not use them as they are?