Ape

Too cool for 7th grade

[𓂀 AvTheSurgeon𓁿 @Avalldar]

No job, no rent, no bills, just water & whimsy.

I know she one of the happiest beings on this Earth

[PEDRO 🦀 @cpsjr97]

This time louder for the people in the back 🥴

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.

[ugly fugly @lilemzivert]

“diet coke is just a fridge cigarette” is the type of poetry i live for

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I hate answering questions about myself when I’m getting to know someone new. Like ok now I have to say something definitive who knows if that’s even true

[beth MET ARIANA @GATSBYCHALAMET]

The Royal wedding for people who smoke and had a Tumblr account way too young

[mermaidmusin 🧜‍♀️ PHOEBE IS BACK 🗣️ @mermaidmusin]

Aaron Taylor Johnson I am NOT talking to you. please cheat babe

[erika @yeeeerika]

a crispy diet coke should be free if it’s Urgent

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Your pudgy, slovenly, invalid son can. Learn to chew his potato chips with his mouth closed or . He can learn why I was . Banned from the Cracker Barrel off I-95 at Montclair

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Love drinking water in bed without sitting up, where the liquid sort of sits at the bottom of your oesophagus and you almost throw up or die. It’s just one of those things I can’t imagine Obama doing

[frankie @frankieats]

it’s a really good thing cherries have pits. it’s like a slow feeder dog bowl for a guy like me who loves cherries in a way that’s dangerous to my digestive system. if they were any easier to eat i’d be cherry sick every day of summer

[erika @yeeeerika]

unfollowed someone for saying they hate sandwiches do not fuck w me

[Kuri @popeyaoiXIV]

getting fomo from the conclave

[horace @gayandold]

what is this honey

[Kait @mustbeheavn]

still gets me every time 😭

[🌶️ @chillidrysauce]

guys i accidentally ended up with four boyfriends again 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

Overcame my strong urge to order Indian food and made something that fucking sucked 🔥