@paradisekillher my jester keeps pretend stabbing me with string cheese and saying "all in jest, sire, all in jest!" but sometimes it feels like it's more than jest
Matt Smith reacts to Keanu Reeves being spotted watching ‘MORBIUS’ on a flight.
“Jesus Christ he must have really went through the airplane library to get to ‘Morbius’”
@ronnui_ neptune sent all the ugly losers 5 miles beneath the surface so we wouldn't ever have to look at them only for us to invent submersibles. it's a damn tragedy is what it is
@thinkpiecetribe Thank god for the New York Post, a shining beacon of hope in the darkness caused my Mamdani the Maniac, a man so deranged and unhinged as to violate pool dress code rules (the most horrible and dangerous thing a person could ever do)