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Read my new book, "The God Delusion", available everywhere October 2nd, 2006.

[ape @apeman1000000bc]

@paradisekillher my jester keeps pretend stabbing me with string cheese and saying "all in jest, sire, all in jest!" but sometimes it feels like it's more than jest

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Matt Smith reacts to Keanu Reeves being spotted watching ‘MORBIUS’ on a flight.

“Jesus Christ he must have really went through the airplane library to get to ‘Morbius’”

[ape @apeman1000000bc]

@UkeCreature biologist-"dear god how many batteries did you eat"

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

This is literally how it feels to ask a question on Reddit

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels when someone shows you a video thats not funny and over 2 minutes long

[Scott Wozniak @ScottTheWoz]

@foxtuah59918 @OneyNG I arrived

[ape @apeman1000000bc]

@liminal_warmth no seriously why the fuck do i never call the police in my break in nightmares😭

[cassie @pepsidogonline]

I love when shows just have some bullshit photoshoots. What is this meant to convey.

[Mite141 | #TENOÍ @mite141]

That nigga Stand weak asf😭😭😭

[Nahuel lombardia @LombardiaNahuel]

Got to some of the funniest panels in X-Men s history

[ape @apeman1000000bc]

@ronnui_ neptune sent all the ugly losers 5 miles beneath the surface so we wouldn't ever have to look at them only for us to invent submersibles. it's a damn tragedy is what it is

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The tragedy of deep sea creatures is that they tend to not develop effective eyesight, so they don't know when they look like huge fucking losers

[milkydraws8 | COMMS CLOSED @milkydraws8]

chill.

[ape @apeman1000000bc]

@thinkpiecetribe Thank god for the New York Post, a shining beacon of hope in the darkness caused my Mamdani the Maniac, a man so deranged and unhinged as to violate pool dress code rules (the most horrible and dangerous thing a person could ever do)

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

The New York Post treats Zohran Mamdani like how J. Jonah Jameson treats Spider-Man lmao

[🦎🛸🧪🦕 @666iggykoopa]

i said "i feel like (gun motion in my mouth)" and my coworker immediately said "oh uncle grandpa suicide?" how did they know

[ape @apeman1000000bc]

@RandomDev06 but like lowkey is that father time? i thought he'd look a bit older

[ape @apeman1000000bc]

@shadydoorags it is such a gross, vile looking show. every time i see a clip i throw up bc it's so fucking disgusting