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[Tape @apemeasure]

the utility of crypto is gambling

[Gold @Gold_Cryptoz]

People keep talking about how there hasn’t been an onchain runner in forever.

I’m here to tell you that it’s $ASTEROID. Nothing even comes close to the potential that Asteroid has. Not Pepe, not floki, not bonk. none of these even come close to the motion that Asteroid has.

I haven’t had this much conviction in an onchain play since BONK in 2023.

It has potential to be the trade of the year. A 10 figure runner.

[Tape @apemeasure]

great tweet

[₿laze @8lazing]

Asteroid was present at the SpaceX IPO event but hidden - a literal easter egg.

Not once, but twice in each corner of the room.

What more confirmation do you need?

[profit | eca.eth @FlippingProfits]

asteroid shiba plushies being restocked sooner than you realize and spcx just putting in casual 20% candles at trillions of dollars

[Qwerty @Quanterty]

Asteroid has once again developed an incredibly strong bullcase

The IPO is successful and out on the open market

Asteroid was at the SpaceX IPO

The SpaceX team has confirmed through numerous emails that plushies are going to be restocked

Asteroid is the SpaceX mascot and I believe that we will continue to see more bullish mini "easter egg" catalysts like we saw at the IPO

After reclaiming some highs yesterday and forming an amazing bottom the chart has very minimal sellers, only psychopaths like myself holding out

You don't get to just have a cheap entry, the new floor is potentially around 30m for the next few months if that's how long it takes

All the ingredients are there for an absolutely genny run in the coming months as SPCX continues to be incredibly mainstream news

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My favorite part about what has now happened is that I continue to believe we are further cementing in the public eye that Asteroid is 100% the SpaceX mascot and there will be more future interaction

[Tape @apemeasure]

space x is like palantir fucked a space company

[Tape @apemeasure]

before everyone knew the level of grift maxxing the trump family would go to to secure the bag

no one thought trump would ctrl v a CONTRACT ADDRESS onto the timeline

what if elon ctrl v the asteroid ca onto the timeline

believe in the impossible

[Tape @apemeasure]

asteroid is elon musk neiro pumpa coin go up thanks

[Mayne @Tradermayne]

You can placebo effect your life into a better place by being perpetually optimistic.

Assume things will always work out, speak in affirmations and think positives thoughts.

Your life will change.

Good things will happen, better people will come into your life, opportunities will become more abundant.

Your perspective is your reality.

[Tape @apemeasure]

asteroid is the closest thing we will get to trump coin for elon,
a mascot he shills over and over again

[Spoily @SpoiledBySpoily]

This the optimistic outcome for ASTEROID (in the right order)

-> My gut says the mother of asteroid will post about the asteroid at the SpaceX event

-> Elon will reply to her tweet with „❤️, Love, or anything like that“

-> then asteroid will pump to like 250-450m cause he actually endorsed that it was a asteroid plushy

-> later on elon can’t escape the asteroid meme coin that tokenized this story

-> he will talk about the coin itself or buy it just4fun (like he did with PNUT and DOGE)

-> then’ll see the most brutal and craziest memecoin cycle or all time where we all retire with 8-9figs and never have to touch this shit again

*and yeah Spoily will be the biggest KOL then, because he predicted Everything

[Tape @apemeasure]

brev, the aliens enjoying this episode of planet earth

[Tape @apemeasure]

hi

[Sokio @Sokio8D]

if i piss in my own hands its worth more than anyone here sharing who they think "the best trader they know“ is or what he thinks

[profit | eca.eth @FlippingProfits]

@Advyth personally idc what i stable at i just stable profits no matter what usually

if crypto goes up then ill just make more money onchain

if crypto goes down then i have my precious usdc i worked for

that’s usually my logic

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@gmoneyNFT Hyperliquid

[Tape @apemeasure]

zec goes beep boop

[Tape @apemeasure]

@MacroLite @alexx_p977 yes because the ath keeps getting ath er

[Tape @apemeasure]

@heart_ ie900s with mojo 2 or noble fokus if you want some brain radiation