APEH OBINNA KINGSLEY

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Her breasts are out?

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're not the only man in your girlfriend's DM.

What should be important to you is that she prioritizes your message.

She can always cheat on you, anyways.

There is nothing special that you're doing that another man will not be willing to do more for her.

Some of you, your girlfriends don't reply to your messages until over 24 hours.

It's mostly because you're not as important to her as you may be thinking.

That's why some of your numbers are saved on their phones as:

"Emeka big head"

"Yinusa small preeq"

"Jide recharge card"

"Oghene big preeq"

This is how some of your numbers are saved in your supposed girlfriend's contact.

Whenever they're coming to see you, they'll update their contact list to:

"My king"

"Mi Amor"

"Babe"

"My future husband"

Dem just dey finger your brain.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

But let's think about it for a moment.

If you tell your woman that she doesn't have nyarsh, are you expecting her to give you doggy?

Na missionary only you go dey collect na.

Wetin you dey use her nyarsh do.

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

End.

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Osinachi Ohale announced her retirement from international football after 16 years, 86 caps and 5 WAFCON titles with Nigeria ❤️🇳🇬

[Oku @oku_yungx]

See doings 🔥👏

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Two thieves were caught… The guy wey dey front, e never touch am but him body dey feel the pain already 😭😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

So, someone sent me this story and it's still on the trending discussion.

Guy man and his girlfriend were doing long distance relationship.

He was in Lagos, babe was in Abuja.

One day, babe came to Lagos to visit him.

Everybody was happy.

She met his flatmate and another close friend of theirs, a married man who lived elsewhere.

They all hung out together.

No issues.

One Saturday morning, everybody was at home gisting when this married friend exchanged numbers with the babe.

Nothing suspicious.

Her boyfriend was right there when it happened, because the number was exchanged for an entirely different reason.

Life continued.

Almost one year later, my guy announced to his friends:

"Omo, I wan marry this babe."

Everybody was happy for him.

Except Mr. married man.

Married man cleared his throat.

"Hmm. Before you do anything, I need to confess something."

Everybody became quiet.

He looked at guy man and said:

"I don knack your babe before ooo."

Ah.

Guy man nearly thought it was a joke.

"When?"

"How?"

The married man explained.

Apparently, after collecting her number that day, he saved it and completely forgot about it.

Months later, he wanted to call another hookupian that he knew who happened to have the same name with guy man's girlfriend.

He mistakenly called guy man's girlfriend.

When he realised he had called the wrong person, instead of ending the conversation...

Uncle decided to play along.

One conversation became another conversation.

Then he invited her to Lagos.

And madam came.

She reportedly spent FOUR DAYS.

Guy man quietly cancelled the wedding plans.

The funny part?

He didn't quarrel with the friend.

According to the person who sent me the story, they're still very, very cool till today.

Sometimes, the person bringing you this type of bad news isn't necessarily your enemy.

Na your savior.

Even if e chop your woman.

At least, e save you from marrying an olosho 😂.

End.

[HornySpot🔞🔥🥵💦 @Bestdesires_]

Some choking would be nice big daddy 🥵🥵🥵🥵🍆

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

A young man DM’d me this evening about what happened between his girlfriend and his parents.

They have been together for six months.

He still lives in his father’s house.

It’s a rented apartment.

His mother already knows the girlfriend.

She comes around often.

The mother has never openly fought it.

She only asked him one day if he planned to marry the girl, and told him to be careful.

His father is a pastor.

He’s not always home.

But from childhood, the man has been preaching to them about not defiling themselves before marriage.

Yesterday, the father heard that the girlfriend comes around.

Today, the young man and his babe wanted to go for an event.

She came to chill in the house first.

As they were about to leave, the father called the girl.

He sat her down.

He was calm.

Then he gave her the full sermon.

He told her that a relationship must have a foundation rooted in the principle of Christ.

That was how he himself got married.

He did not have sex with his wife until after marriage.

The son is angry.

Not because of the sermon.

He is angry that his father sat his girlfriend down and spoke to her directly.

That was the story.

Then I asked him questions:

Me: How old are you guys?

Him: I’m 25. She’s 20.

Me: Have you had sex with her?

Him: Yes we do have sex.

Me: Did you meet her as a virgin?

Him: No, I didn’t.

Me: Have you had sex with her in your father’s house?

Him: Yeah, it’s a rented apartment and he isn’t mostly around but yeah in my room.

Me: Are both of you still students?

Him: Ah no. I graduated 2023. I just started a footwear brand last year, and working up. She graduated from school last year. Waiting to get school certifications done and go for NYSC.

Me: So what exactly is your annoyance?

Him: I mean, he has been speaking to me about all these and I feel he should have let me run my relationship the way I want to instead of sitting my babe down and talking to her as well.

Me: You’re still living under his roof.

If you want some respect and want to be seen as your own man, go and rent your own place and stop eating his food.

Him: Yeah I know that’s what will end all these.

Thank you sir.

That’s it.

A 25-year-old man is having sex in his father’s house, then getting angry that the same father spoke to the girl.

You cannot eat a man’s food, sleep under his roof, use his house as a hotel, and still demand that he keeps quiet.

If you want to run your relationship your own way, first become your own man.

Move out.

AJD.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You're doing well.

We go soon dey sell blood for Neostore 😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

When it comes to relationship or marriage, having money is not what will make her see you as a man.

You have to first be a man before money.

So that you don't keep seeing your money as the major reason why she's with you.

A man who constantly shows neediness and scarcity mindset, will always be looked down at by his woman.

Even if he has money.

You need money in marriage because money is used for paying bills.

And as a man, paying bills is your core duty in that marriage.

But what then happens when the money stops flowing in as before?

Will you stop being a man because of that?

Never make a woman feel like you can never walk away from that relationship or marriage.

State and show clearly what your boundaries are, and the consequences that she will face if she crosses certain red lines.

When a woman sees that you are not a weakling, she'll either sit up and follow your lead, or she will walk away to go follow another man's lead.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A young man wrote me.
He said he has been sleeping with his best friend’s girlfriend for some time now.
The same friend that has known him since secondary school.
The same friend whose father even got him a scholarship to go and train in Germany.
The same friend that has done plenty for him over the years.
Recently, this same friend sat him down and told him he wants to marry the girl.
He even asked him to help him pick an engagement ring.
Imagine that.
Now the man is confused.
His conscience is tormenting him.
He doesn’t know whether to tell the truth or keep quiet.
The matter is even worse because he works in the father’s company.
If this thing comes out, the consequences can be severe for him.
He said he no longer know what to do.
Whether to preserve the friendship or face the truth.
That is the story.
End.

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Nigeria Police tried to stop this guy and this happened 😳🙆🏽‍♀️ Omo make una see wetin he do the police

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you're a single mother in your 20s.

You were never married.

Please note that just because you're still young, does not mean that single men who do not have any kids will come for you for marriage.

If you're lucky to find one, all well and good.

But your major target should be single fathers as well.

Iron sharpens iron.

Stop denying your reality and embrace it.

It's difficult for a man who has no child of his own to start being responsible for another man's child.

If he has his own own child(ren), both of you are already sharing similar realities.

You can come together to raise a family.

Or you may wish to join an already existing family, if the man wants to be polygamous and is capable of taking care of you.

I know that you'll not like this post.

But I don't care.

Single mothers who decided to embrace their reality very late will tell you their experiences.

There are always going to be consequences of our actions and inactions.

You and a young lady who doesn't have any child are not the same.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

A lady reached out to me about her 5-year relationship that is on the verge of collapse.

According to her, about 2 years into the relationship, her boyfriend began telling her how he expected his future wife to dress and appear.

She thought she could adjust and tried her best.

Fast forward to today, she says it has become difficult to permanently give up things she genuinely likes doing.

Her boyfriend considers those things disrespectful and says his standards are non-negotiable.

Then he sent her this:

"I won't be the one to show you I'm worth loving or beg you to love me. I have done that long enough.

I'm not saying I give up on us, but I'm too tired to push both of us anymore, especially when you don't want to be pushed.

I'm here until you realize this yourself, but I'm going to make something very clear:

I will not marry someone who doesn't respect me or do things without putting me into consideration."

She asked me:

"How do I handle this situation, sir? We've been having disputes over this issue for a long time and resentment is beginning to build."

I asked:

"What exactly do you mean by appearance and dressing?"

She replied:

"I wear sleeveless dresses. I don't cover my hair. I do makeup occasionally, maybe 2 or 3 times a year.

He doesn't want any of that. No nails, no lashes, no makeup. He wants me to keep covering my hair.

I'm a Christian and he's a Muslim.

I knew from the beginning that he was Muslim, but covering up is not something that comes naturally to me."

I asked:

"How old are both of you?"

She replied:

"He's 30 and I'll be 30 next year."

I asked:

"Do you want to get married to a Muslim man?"

She replied:

"Yes, I can."

I asked:

"Will your parents approve?"

She replied:

"Yes. My mom was Muslim before getting married to my dad."

I asked:

"Is your father still alive?"

She said:

"Yes."

I asked:

"Have you asked him whether he approves of you marrying a Muslim man, and does he know your boyfriend?"

She replied:

"Yes sir. He knows him and they've met."

After listening to her, I told her:

"If that's the case, I do not see anything wrong with him saying this is how he wants his future wife to dress.

If you know it is not something you can live with, then you may wish to walk away from the relationship."

She then responded:

"Thank you sir, but why now? He should have told me at the early stage of this relationship, yet he's saying he's making no exception."

My response:

"I am done advising you"

AJD.

[I Love Good KE Music @will_Olwande]

The song embedded in this is “Its You” ~ Hezim ft Andy Saharan, Crazy Kennar used to manage or still manages him hence all the UGC money will go to them. Dear Artist get that UGC money

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If you meet a man online, and perhaps, you feel that he was attracted to you because of your picture.

If he then asks you to send him another picture, please send him a picture of yourself without any edits or makeup.

Let him decide if he's still willing to continue getting to know you or not.

Not sending him pictures that will be making him imagine that you're more beautiful than you actually are.

This is why for some of you, a man will not be willing to see you the second time after the first physical meeting.

End.

[Mechanic🛠️ @biigjay20]

When you’re about to hit and you perceive a smell down there

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Tinubu 😭💔

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Omo, so FG wants to recruit 4,000 social media influencers to promote President Tinubu?

I no go support Peter Obi again.

I am now an APC supporter ooo.

See money ooo 😭😭😭

End.