Alex Penn

just talkin shit

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

this day last year I went on break at Steak 'n Shake and never went back lmao happiest day of my life

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

My mom playing with my cat
“Come on play with granny, I have lots of kitty grandchildren” 😭

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

Thinking ab the potato oles and cheese sauce from taco John’s😮‍💨

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

Manifesting all positivity and hoping things work out in my favor 🧘🏼‍♀️

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

Just ordered the entire series of house so basically I will be absent for a few weeks

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

Can we pls stop posting the story about abortion and “I’m pro Becky” bc it sounds like you’re only ok w/ abortion if it is under a certain circumstance. Can we instead start saying “it’s not my life and it’s not my business” leave women tf alone

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

I was drinking kombucha and Ben grabbed it to smell it and nearly puked talkin bout “that smells like fermented ass” 😭

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

Protein mug brownies are the move

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

I feel like I could eat fries every single day and not get tired of them 🍟😩

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

Me when a customer gets pissed at my answer to their question and threatens to hire counsel thinking my answer will change

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

why does the bachelor franchise always use country bands/singers on dates? I wanna see these bitches get down to @theestallion

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

I told Ben I need to start focusing on upper body lifting bc I always do lower body.. we did an upper body workout on Saturday and I can still barely move my arms today😵

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

went to get my ice scraper out of my trunk to scrape my car and the trunk wouldn’t open so I thought it was frozen shut.. after 10 minutes of trying to get it open I realized it was just locked😩 I’m tired

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

My walls are thin so I’m sure my neighbors can hear when I yell at my cat like a mad person Bc he has this reindeer toy that he carries around in his mouth while meowing/screaming for long ass periods of time everyday🙃

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

If king of the hill comes back for a reboot I will literally die, if it doesn’t reboot I will still die.. of sadness

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

@lyssahalliday Carbs are life and carbs are cool 🤠

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

The fact that LA (esporta fitness) is closing makes me so sad 😭

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

I just realized why they call it moose tracks ice cream… 🥴

[Alex Penn @apenn_95]

Getting a milk frother has been my best purchase this year so far