Humans call me John

Child of the 60s, Melbourne boy. Self funded Retiree, skeptic, science nerd, filthy atheist, traveller and space nut. 50/60s cartoon fan. All typos are my own.

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@CatPurry9 Oooh don’t tease me so

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@MarkRDuckett She’s lovely.

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

#ChristianPorter Man up

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@sallyth3956 @noplaceforsheep I was unlucky enough to see that on the TV.
FFS.

[John Hewson @JohnRHewson]

Hard to believe that a bloke who can’t face reality nor accept responsibility, whose sole focus is on winning an early election, could realistically commit to and deliver the scale of reform required in aged care over the next 5yrs- expect spin hubris and more neglect

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@staffo_sez @kimmaree_tweet The guy in the middle of the photoshopped version was smarter.

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@SwannyQLD @nobby15 Lead?
he doesn’t know how.

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@Mocraig13 MAGA from heaven?
No, just more piss and wind.

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

Scotty, you’re a bloody fake and a dud. #auspol

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@vicky_dollysmom Cold: Radish and salad cream sandwiches.
Hot: Fried bread with tomato sauce!
Liberal amounts of everything.

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@sortius @roseannebyrne How was you day at work? Oh OK, we were all accused as rapists, but we know it’s actually........

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@On_Da_Ball3 @roseannebyrne But you did get to chat with the cute girl at the chemists!

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

Is it too much to ask for a Cabinet free of alleged child rapists? Mind you, when your church had an alleged abuser at its helm, maybe things are different in your world. #CabinetRapist

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

Well that’s that. Pack up the circus.

[Samantha Maiden @samanthamaiden]

BREAKING PM says he asked minister accused of rape and he “categorically denies” the allegation @newscomauHQ

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@slsandpet Fester, Lurch and Thing

[RN Breakfast @RNBreakfast]

"Gerry Harvey has made more money during the pandemic and he took JobKeeper and somehow we're all supposed to sit back and say, that's okay, that's just the rules that apply to big business in this country."

@sallymcmanus, Secretary ACTU

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

@acroce66 Young Frankenstein. Such a cast.

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

I get it. Scotty want us to guess the name “Hangman” style.
does it contain an A? #auspol

[Humans call me John @aperdatchery]

Man up Scotty. What does your conscience* tell you?

* Your mileage may differ