1(800)pol-icia

♍️ Too Jank to live. Too dank to die. ♍️.

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

my doctor prescribed me “hundreds of kisses from a brown eyed girl that never stops yapping”

[julie @helencftroy]

just discovered there’s a soup festival in france. you pay for a bowl and then just go get soup at any stand u want. i should be there…

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

she will be rice soon

[casiqua @c_ajuhlia]

i need to go to paper towel rehab

[T. @busynesswoman_]

I wanna yap so bad but my listener is occupied

[1(800)pol-icia @aperezz06]

Baby tee supremacy

[lillie pad ⋆｡𖦹 ⍟ @kristilline]

do NOT look at me with ur big brown eyes, i WILL want to kiss u

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

She let me hit because her cat slow blinked at me

[luvicle @fatalplants]

this and my brown eyed freak

[aurora 🥀🍉 @OyasumiRoro]

my ducks may not all be in a row BUT they are kissing…

[ً @sghazse]

the lover girl in me has died a bit

[ASH @wthzeke]

I owe myself the biggest apology for putting up with what i didn't deserve.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

sorry i was late i laid on the floor

[' @sieqlvs]

some people have no idea how draining they actually are