George

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[George @apewrangler]

he has an ear now

[George @apewrangler]

The last two chapters of my copy of Nixonland are unreadable due to a printing error, so I’m just going to assume he lived forever and became some sort of God-king

[Micheal Myers ⏳⭐ @HollowPoint_USA]

A wonderful example of the right recognising liberalism’s failures, while liberals lack the materialist analysis needed to explain why the solutions embraced by right-wing voters are nevertheless the wrong ones.

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

just discovered a new favourite word

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

"Don't tell me if we try to tax them, the country is finished, because for people who don't have fancy jobs like us, it's finished anyway"

What a quote, and completely true.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Come with me, we're gonna go laughing.

[A. V. Dremel 🔻 @BmoreOrganized]

1776 was a French-backed color revolution.

[interpretation @materialcritic]

fidel castro in the sierra maestra, during the early days of the cuban revolution

[George @apewrangler]

@DaftLimmy Would be interested to know your feelings towards Saudi aramco!

[josh tenet @joshtenet]

some favourite giamatttis

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pull ups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. Every muscle must be tight. Also, I'm going to cook my hand

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Open up powershell and type cmd/computerexplode/run right now

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

this is what they were doing in china until deng xiaoping invented money

[Gamer Literature In The Americas @h8scd]

tried to jerk off but i immediately thought about killing myself

[ً @vrilseeking]

unemployed layabouts are the only true aristocrats left in the world, having no job is only considered a negative trait if you are poor

[dolo @doloyeung]

Wife: Everything good? You seem a little down

Me: Everything's FINE. God just get off my case

--- later that day ---

Japanese smart toilet: You haven't been pooping like yourself lately, Dolo-sama. Is everything ok?

Me: I can't hide anything from you can I, old friend

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Mongolian throat fucking

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

We've been making cuts to various degrees of severity for nearly 20 years now, and all we have to show for it is a spluttering economy and even deeper entrenched poverty.

Austerity doesn't work.

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Absurd type of thing and its chudlet

[🇧🇦 Horacije Dobravolja, dobavljač tonika 🇧🇦 @eff_hey]

Scotland may have disgraced themselves at yet another tournament - but, on the other hand, they were very popular circus animals for Yanks in Boston. Isn't that the real point of qualifying for the World Cup?

[NodBrah @lean_brah]

Telling the stolen valor exposed guys recording me in uniform that I was a Jetpack Assault Trooper in Afghanistan