Señor Chismoso Peleonero

How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened

[Señor Chismoso Peleonero @ApfelOS]

Voy a armar un hilo llamado "Me lo quiero tatuar pero no estoy seguro en dónde".
Sirve que los pongo todos en un mismo lugar.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Intelligence must draw on memory. The mind must not simply compile data — as an algorithm now does more quickly than we can — but recall lived experiences, which contain depths of meaning that only the human soul can recognize, and connect more deeply with the goodness of these experiences. Everything that is good begins “with the Spirit” and thus possesses a breath, a dynamism and a sense of communion that, once experienced, are engraved upon the heart. https://t.co/Ij21tkb3qT

[Jathan Sadowski @jathansadowski]

We are in the heyday of movies about tech founders which recognize their subjects are terrible people but cannot abandon this belief that they are geniuses who were just too ambitious. These people are petty, stupid, and cynical. Any other representation is hagiography.

[Kelsea Bond 🌹 @KelseaBondATL]

They won’t tell you what socialism really means cuz they’re afraid you like how it sounds

[Ulises 🇵🇸 @ynwa_trieste]

Efectivamente, saben perfectamente cómo robarle el agua a los Palestinos, y para quitarles sus tierras han contaminado pozos o sellarlos con cemento para que no puedan ser explotados.

Esa es la asesoría que pides, pendejo.

[AidanBeans @NOTaidanbeans]

Maybe a hot take but if I’m 30 and have never caught a ball and been a fan my whole life, I’m not giving up the ball to a kid 7 rows away that doesn’t know what day it is.

[Señor Chismoso Peleonero @ApfelOS]

@RootLoops Yo tuve que re-aprender a cerrar la boca jajajaja

[Dusktorn @Dusktorn]

The worst thing about AI is that I can’t get customer service for anything anymore, the only way to reach out to a human for help involves breaking the AI chatbot first like it’s some troll at a bridge you gotta bypass

[Saad. @SaadInCyber]

Could've easily guessed.

[Joan 🇦🇷 @JoanSilva96]

Preparense para la despedida!!!...
LA DESPEDIDA DE LAS ASEGURADORAS DE PRECIOS ALTOS!!!!
SANCOR SEGUROS

[Reg 🇧🇳 🇧🇦 @F10baller]

My bro’s wife and the gay guy I hired to cry at his funeral

[maha @mahaaaay]

me after 3 drinks:

[jamia ♡ tatsujun pilled @orientalovstory]

y ahora los declaro tel y aviv

[Moises @Mowgli420]

Quien lo diría jajajjaa. Nepobabys everywhere

[Andrés 💪🕊 🍁 @andres20ad]

Un sacerdote católico requiere entre seis y siete años de preparación filosófica y teológica. En cambio, a Daniel Alves, exfutbolista, para ser pastor evangélico le bastó con pagar una fianza tras ser condenado por violar a una mujer.

[Carla Escoffié @carlaescoffie]

No olvidar de cuando mandó a madrear a vecinos de Santa María La Ribera luego de prohibirles los sonideros o cuando hizo su cruzada contra rotulistas. Si la movilización social es en España, "ulalá la liberté". Pero si es en México, "quítense mugrosos, soy Sandra Cuevas".

[Señor Chismoso Peleonero @ApfelOS]

Yo? Rayista de nacimiento.