ALittleSneaky

Now I shall talk and you shall listen

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Why would I study history when it’s just gonna repeat itself

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[ALittleSneaky @APFlowers4952]

@CartoonsOTMoon Chillager was right there

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Apparently tech companies are hiring seasonal employees now. I just applied for a job at Anthropic titled “Fall Guy”

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Before she met me my girlfriend had this pattern of strictly dating losers.

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

People be like “I needed this” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their friends

[litio e o olmo da bruxa @litiovic]

eu faria voce muito feliz por uns 2 meses e meio

[ALittleSneaky @APFlowers4952]

@blankfxiry The much awaited tweet sequel, would love to hear more about what you liked/didn’t

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[ayo ⌬ @ayospawned]

after months of flirting we finally took the next step: we don’t talk anymore

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

At my nuclear weapons startup we have just one rule: move fast and break shit

[ALittleSneaky @APFlowers4952]

@twittarmattTR You won’t live 3000 lives, but you’ll probably make 3000 decisions, and favorably-distributed choices still add up. Ruin risk is just a budgeting issue; it tells you how much you can bet, not if you should play at all.

[Mark Valorian @markvalorian]

All-timer from Codex.

[mr pierre @in_to_wine]

This is true. Your life does not end at 22, there is no need to doom. It ends when you are 23, like me.

[LittleLateOG @LittleLateOG]

Sorry babe we just cant be together. I really like you and everything but you like me and honestly thats kind of a huge red flag

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Study reveals 64% of young men who day trade stocks daily say they feel like “failures.”

[ALittleSneaky @APFlowers4952]

@blankfxiry Yes, gratuitous slo-mo aside it kinda bangs

[claire @poopandpee333]

Damnit all 1 of my hoes are busy

[dolo @doloyeung]

I just laid a wreath at the tomb of the even more unknown soldier. I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it. It's the kind of monument only the real remembrance heads know about

[ALittleSneaky @APFlowers4952]

@Kurssess I have only seen good halo takes on ur page, will stay tuned