metaphysical lamb

things happen to everyone

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

I don't have to imagine

[trevy @chillextremist]

Imagine being a sheep venturing alone into the fog of war

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

@anvyrd talk to me

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@hedgetheater

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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

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@yolko0no @tf_oconnor mkgjdjjdckccdd

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@asteel2 tell me

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@francodancoo I miss her

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@graceswag i d ont think thats how that works

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@DadRockDefender aw

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@herbthefreak what was the reason

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@antimobwokecel why will her arms hunt her for eternity

[Cedar You @our_decay]

From an email I received regarding a dispute over a blender jar I was supposed to receive 2 months ago

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

@ihatethiskid the end is so dissatisfying it sort of ruins it

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@scrungeonmaster what's the bottom line

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sometimes I'm the straw that stirs the drink. sometimes I'm roadkill at the parties covered in ice cream

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@jlm3303 I kiss boys straighter than you bruh

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sam altman:

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

my pussy squirts data center water

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

@sixinchandslim you've had your account for two weeks tops and changed your name four times already so your schizophrenic ass should figure out what the hell you want to become first

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sudden urge to become a finance bro

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@blndsknyrchbtch 😆

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@blndsknyrchbtch you don't need funds