Alex Fulton

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It’s on sight

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My biggest regret? Not giving @coldplay their due

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No one, I repeat, no one, wants to see your home workout video

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No one, I repeat, no one, prefers the taste of real maple syrup over Aunt Jemima

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@ScreaminPizza my twitter bio pic shows me wearing your ‘stache. Love your Holy Pepperoni pizza. Can I get a retweet? Or maybe free pizza for life?

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@MikeDeWine From inside my Cleveland Heights Apt, showing support for Ohioans and all Americans!

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@RamyAshour you should make a comeback to squash

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@GordonRamsay @GordonRamsayGRR @GordonRamsay you of all people should know, apply syrup after cutting the cakes

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Big, veiny, triumphant bastard

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“There is no tomorrow” - Apollo Creed

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Might stop watching breaking bad bc of skylar

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Whatever is rightly done, however humble, is noble

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Self loathing hipsters love snow storms

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John 10:11-18 (KJV) “I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep”

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Check the girth on this Moses Cleaveland oak

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To my psychologist followers, explain to me women’s ufc

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Losers argue details. Is that a famous saying? Or did I just make that up?

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@realDonaldTrump If you come at the king, you best not miss...

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@TheWilderThings If you won a tourney, I must not have been playing

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Schmuck. What a word

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The pigs get fat, the hogs get slaughtered