Alex Gorge

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

Judges should have to give post game press conferences like theyre athletes when someone they released kills someone

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

@LFC Fire Arne in the tunnel

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

“You have to shit or get off the pot, and I’m shitting.”- My dad (he bought a gun)

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

Investigate the refs @MilitaryBowl

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@BrickCenter_ Anyone defending this as legal is a terrorist to the sport

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

Dave Doeren has been running a Ponzi scheme at NC State for 11 years, sub .500 record in the ACC (worst conference) and pads the schedule with three cupcakes goes 7-6, 8-5 losing every actual important game with an offensive aesthetic that makes fans suicidal

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

Now that Tyreek Hill isnt part of my fantasy team I no longer think the allegations are baseless

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

If future wars are based off piloting drones from a basement we need pregnant mothers to be taking more tylenol than ever

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

Been calling employers all day and have successfully gotten 7 of my ex girlfriends fired

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

Important to remember Jalen Carter also killed a guy

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

Need Whitlock to update this for Redzone getting commercials

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

@MountainDrew_7 So no mayo?

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

Eating outside is a misery

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

If a politician isnt at least pictured with Jeffrey Epstein they dont deserve your vote

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

@KirkHerbstreit @HomeDepot

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@Breaking911 There has to be a cheaper babysitting option

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If Inter lose, that ref is getting killed in the parking lot

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

Trumps 5K Baby bonus is more than enough to market and sell your baby to human traffickers

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

Its going to be awkward for Lebron when he has to endorse Stephen A Smith for President in 2028

[Alex Gorge @apg3000]

If you get ball youre allowed to shoot Macallister with a gun? @FA_PGMOL