Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

Also Known as the USSR. Don’t ask how I am alive. ( #hetaliaparody )

[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics @aphUSSR]

// USSR concept hello all

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@evilunofhetatwt Not a queer for Warsaw Pact. He would simply end up cutting accidentally if he did. He’s not the brightest in the shed.

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@warsawpactt Tsk. I’ll beat you next time.

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@warsawpactt Go.

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@warsawpactt Warsaw Pact.

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@warsawpactt ??? Go to your corner.

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@warsawpactt Tsk. No. I don’t care. Go get that NATO boy to help you shave 😒

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@warsawpactt Are you talking back to me, Warsaw Pact.

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@warsawpactt I will teach you

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@warsawpactt A grown man* who clearly doesn’t know how to be clean

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@warsawpactt ?

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@warsawpactt I will help

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@warsawpactt I told you to WASH PROPERLY. Tsk, this is why communism is about showering together to save water

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@warsawpactt I never forget a fellow friend’s creation day.

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@warsawpactt It is your birthday present from me to you

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@warsawpactt Well. Communism is about equality and sharing. Share this bed with me.

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@warsawpactt No.. I should have known spending the night in a bed together would lead to this

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@warsawpactt I meant more so.. the topic.

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@warsawpactt What is this.