that post-weird twiter irony lol

everything is bad, nothing is good - former CIA, former Lockheed Martin, former NYT, former Clinton Foundation member

[thran_legacy 𓅋𓆏 @thran_legacy]

Just some guy on the other side spreading his asshole every time he hears the bell ring

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

@keithedwards the most boring couple in the world, tbh

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

some boomer won a $16 million lottery, and their plan is to help their kids "get a foot in the door in the housing market" - dumb ass, thats completely irresponsible in this economic climate if that's your intent, just buy them the houses outright

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

@spencerpratt "housing providers' income" is an incredibly feudal-coded statement, lmao

[Biscuit @winslownian]

I just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge this Hinge interaction from 2023

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Setting off an an intellectual suicide vest in the crowded marketplace of ideas

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

@Dexerto Why is he so fucking bad at them then?

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

@Bandit161_ Guy got rejected by that ijustine woman and never recovered

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

woman who's husband didn't make her cum before he finished: noooo pleeease babe i've got blue flaps it hurts so bad

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

I have CNN parents and they'll always say "I like that man/woman" when a public figure comes on TV for some reason

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

Youtube ads are recommending ai sex bots

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

@PropositoyVida I dont think she did anything but all the same

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

the advertisement attempts at promoting this soccer shit are pathetic

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

@KobeissiLetter Should I sell my Kia?

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

Slot machines are fun 👌👍👍👍👍👍

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

i had arby's once i cannot stop thinkin' it, good stuff

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

@ReutersBiz their books are so cooked the government is already bailing them out

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

i miss that tweet about the museum describing a show piece and the description sounded like something an old dad says when they stub their toe

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

@RTNToronto I'm not worried about it

[that post-weird twiter irony lol @aphantomduke]

i respect Breasts so much