Aphasiac

aphorist/aphasiac

[Aphasiac @aphasiack]

Finally I can use this with confidence

[Aphasiac @aphasiack]

Just in case

[Gav @afgavinstan]

Just dropped to my knees in floods of tears

YA YA YA YA YA 😍😭😭😭😭

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

I call this series - Vince McMahon trying to buy booze in a Scottish corner-shop after 10pm. Enjoy x

[Jabba @jabbalochhead]

Are you Scottish?

Can you sing and play a guitar????

Are you thinking about making a WC song???

Well fucking don’t

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."

[Jake Christie @TheJakeChristie]

if I won the lottery, I wouldn't get every M. Night Shyamalan movie on Blu-Ray, but there would be Signs

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Hi everyone, welcome to ventriloquist club! The first rule here is do not talk about ventriloquist club…with your lips moving.
Haha, just a little joke to get us started.
Obviously the first rule is don’t fall in love with your puppet.

[Dr. Hawk @choppingwoodpod]

My vision ended and I awoke with a tremendous feeling of optimism & confidence in you & your future. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you.

[Chris @citehchris]

maybe putting a 4th caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body will help there’s really no way to know

[✝️R.Patts🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @rosspat86]

Unreal

[Aphasiac @aphasiack]

@hobbes_ff @adamski152 Looking forward to it, Revolution was a great listen

[K. Sosa @ksosa54]

@VyceVictus If Robert Eggers knew how to do his job

[Aphasiac @aphasiack]

@RFCRETRO @SnakeDerick Medium

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

Shoutout to 1080p: the people's 4K

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My age moving on year after year worries me, it's now at the ripe old age of 40 that I know I will not be signed as a professional footballer, perhaps only on an emergency loan now.