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I am a thinker and an entertainer.... in that order.

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That time of year to change my pinned tweet. Carole Baskin is still a bitch!

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@HaydenHewitt By the way, the pub you started what 6 years ago now? Still lives on every Saturday night. Super rad if you ask me

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@HaydenHewitt Wish I had it

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@realDonaldTrump Test

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@realDonaldTrump Glad you’re focusing on the important things in America

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Thankfully there’s plenty of 9/11 documentaries on today to take my mind off of how the world seems to be spiraling straight to hell

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@BasedWelshman1 50 feet plus my friend haha

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@Lastdance_LL One comment says “If this horrific incident doesn't show that the Black people struggle and Palestinian people struggle are linked, I don't know what to tell you.” Exactly what I thought too

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@RealCandaceO It’s so weird to me that Candace Owens fans think she has something important to say.

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@HaydenHewitt Damn dude you’re always the one to convince me everything will be alright. What will I do now? There’s obviously nothing I can say/do. I don’t tweet but I keep coming everyday to see any updates on you. There’s a ton that think and care about you. So take care of yourself bud.

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You are pretty much forced to shopping online anymore. My gift recipients can't log on to a device in the house without seeing 10 picture adds for everything they are getting this year. Thanks for ruining Christmas algorithms. Most are from the place purchased.

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@RandomGoonOG

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@realDonaldTrump Lord & Savior

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@HaydenHewitt @DeathCripps Sorry to hear this. He seemed like a good dude

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My family “Let’s get to the fireworks show super early to get great seats”

This family “Let’s show up 1 minute late and just stand right in front of these assholes on the blanket”

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You know the end is nearing when you can’t wait to fall asleep because you’re excited to wake up and use your new soft cushioned toilet seat

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The @trumptrain is being retrofitted with a second engine to compensate the weight of an ankle bracelet

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@Lastdance_LL Exactly. I have no clue what protocol is but she was obviously a danger to others. She was able to still stab a swat team member for Christ sake. She could of killed someone if they didn’t have that experience.

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@Lastdance_LL Me too, that’s my point. Why does it even matter?

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@Lastdance_LL What difference does her condition make? She was going to endanger someone. There’s plenty of deaths caused by people having a “mental health crisis”