André 2999

I’m speaking nonsense, please disregard

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

FERNANDO MENDOZA IS YOUR 2025 HEISMAN WINNER 🔥

Mendoza becomes the FIRST Indiana player to win the award 🏆

[Indiana Football @IndianaFootball]

OUR STATE. OUR TITLE.

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

WE’RE GOING TO THE NBA FINALS!

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

360° spin down the stairs makes the skateboard less impressive

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

this is still the best thing The Bear has produced and I like The Bear

[André 2999 @aphilly97]

I thought cybersecurity was hard… trying to get the right photo angle for a girl requires more expertise.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Steph Curry making a mockery of Dillon Brooks

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Victor Wembanyama showed the world tonight that the hype is real

(🎥 @IQfor3 )

https://t.co/gXsqVqb3UY

[Overtime @overtime]

Kodak in there like he on the team 🤣 @FAUFootball (h/t zwrrld1k/TT)

[André 2999 @aphilly97]

Give the man the keys to the city! I’m sick

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

BREAKING: Jonathan Taylor has requested a trade from the Colts, per @RapSheet

[André 2999 @aphilly97]

I swear, I have seen at least 10+ dudes rocking this shirt tonight in NashVegas. Must have been a sale at Target

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange."

[André 2999 @aphilly97]

@CMAUS33 I think one of your boys escaped the pasture

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

round boi

[André 2999 @aphilly97]

I am begging Email providers to jump on the ‘edit sent message’ bandwagon.

To my clients - disregard the typos and inaccurate dates on when we met. I wrote it too quick.

I didn’t want to write the email and you don’t want to read it. Plz send docs.

Thanks,
Andrew

[André 2999 @aphilly97]

She glistens in the night

[Big 🐰 @FreddieGibbs]

Zipper Bagz (prod. @KAYTRANADA)🐰🤐👜

Out Now

Directed by: @LAMBOLAMBO @harleyastorga @FreddieGibbs

Edited by: @harleyastorga

[Ziggy B @therealziggyb23]

That lil boy was crying like he just won the Super Bowl🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭