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Twitter bio? in 2026?

[RetroReina @RetroReina]

When the filmmaker uses filmmaking techniques to make a film

[susan abulhawa | سوزان ابو الهوى @susanabulhawa]

make this genocidal demon famous so he's greeted everywhere he goes for the rest of his miserable life.

[⭐️ @hescutelatino]

THE HAT IS KILLING ME

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Girl: He’s drinking. Again

Orchid: ugh. laaameee. One sec babes.

Girl: ?

Orchid: just called in a bomb threat to every gas station and liquor store in a 20 mile radius. Now who’s ready for pesto salmon?

[dei youngboy @AntifaScapegoat]

Last night I took my daughter for a walk so she could say goodnight to the neighborhood stray cats, and that one thirty minute period of my life was more meaningful and valuable than every minute of Kevin O'Leary's life put together

[Gerry Canavan (parody) @gerrycanavan]

guy who is not especially familiar with genie-related narratives

[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

One of the funniest to ever live stuck in the body of a piece of shit fascist

[●❍°•°•°○°•°•°❍● 🔻☭ @aphobique]

@orchid_hq Beyond dystopian I hope this crashes and burns if it doesn’t blow up in your faces first

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

hey so this can’t be allowed to ever happen irl

[gore vidal sassoon @GilroyMusic]

What is Gone Girl even about?

[Phra 🦩 WHA brain @philgollins]

generational tweet I think about this all the time

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Corporate America is amazing because you can give 76,000 people cancer and not spend a day in jail

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[(˼●̙̂ ̟ ̟̎ ̟ ̘●̂˻) ⁉️ @punkcorpz]

He assaults a woman and all the men just stood by until she beat his ass back nobody can convince me men are our “protectors”

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Watching society become too cooked to even watch a tv show episode

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

It cannot be said enough how evil the United States is for what they’re doing to Cuba.

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

we live in a fascist dystopian nightmare of a world

[turbomander @turbomander]

"we are close to creating an oil that can cure any ailment" - guy selling snake oil

[dei youngboy @AntifaScapegoat]

Homophobic, misogynist, money grubbing warmonger who spent his entire career in the Senate fighting against providing healthcare to Americans getting a sappy, mawkish goodbye tour on his deathbed because he said "Trump bad" a few times. Fuck this country. Fuck Ben Sasse.