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working man and father • pfp by pitzips

[aphie @aphomet]

shirtless at the smallest church in sussex 🚫👕✝️

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

If your outisde please be careful beause im outside and i am really mad today and i dont know how to control my anger

[cate wurtz @partydogge]

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[aphie @aphomet]

dont think im into men anymore if im being honest. but im culturally bisexual

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

high as fuck bush out just petting it a bunch

[aphie @aphomet]

@gulldyke NO

[David Alex @Alexdavidcrypt]

a male selfie is a cry for help

[aphie @aphomet]

obsessed with my friend who asked me to come see her at an open mic night then later casually mentioned she wasnt an official performer but just likes to yell things out. an unofficial host.

[megan @djmegan23]

When you Realize all the Weed You smoke Really IS affecting you 💔💔

[aphie @aphomet]

i love going for walks in nature i just saw a woman leaving her husband

[aphie @aphomet]

i was looking for a dog and then i found a dog heaven knows im bowowowow

[aphie @aphomet]

house of leaves

[aphie @aphomet]

oh. well i guess that cunt getting eaten?

[aphie @aphomet]

we need to start sexualising hysto scars on men btw

[aphie @aphomet]

anyone else worried everyone's gonna find out soon

[aphie @aphomet]

every time i tell someone im thinking of going back to do my phd they send police to do a welfare check at my house

[aphie @aphomet]

i used to read academic papers every day i used to know how to spell bougeois without googling it i need to go back to school

[robotfucker unlimited @i_fuck_robots]

"I asked Grok" this, "I asked ChatGPT" that. i asked glados and she told me to kill myself and i moaned a little