eric

Vintage booze curator. Fond of rabbits, antiques, music, food, & miscellaneous. Please follow responsibly. Contact: [email protected]

[eric @aphonik]

For a proper experimental hand washing be sure to sing John Cage's 4'33" to yourself. #washyourlyrics #washyourhands #minimalisthandwashing

[eric @aphonik]

Entire block in South Philly smells like smoke and it's thick and visible in the street outside. Can't see flames anywhere but obviously something is on fire. Any ideas? #southphilly

[eric @aphonik]

@alcademics I impulsively bought clear ice spheres at Total Wine tonight and thought of you.

[eric @aphonik]

I accidentally stopped paying attention to movies around 2008 and when I came back a few years later every actor was named Chris.

[eric @aphonik]

JOMCES
PEICREATION
WILFEGMLEM
KUMLIMLY
WURUMAMBOG #summermantra

[eric @aphonik]

The Lawrence Tierney episode of Seinfeld is a tour de force of 1990s television. It helps that the entire cast was genuinely scared of him and that’s why he never appeared again.

[eric @aphonik]

@laerm I tried this and it was the most literal result you could imagine for a heterosexual male and I don’t know what that says about me.

[eric @aphonik]

I’m thinking about getting a few of my friends together on Twitter to go viral.

[eric @aphonik]

Facebook isn’t holding back with the hard truths in 2023.

[eric @aphonik]

@BourbEnthusiasm It’s so refreshing to see bourbon at a fair price for once.

[eric @aphonik]

@alcademics Are you available to comment on my vintage unauthorized Vanilla Ice comic book biography?

[eric @aphonik]

“Ladies, I am here to respect you.” —The worst opening line for a dating profile that I just thought of.

[eric @aphonik]

“Everyone knows the feared and mighty T-Rex, but have you met his shy, insecure younger brother S-Rex?” (Ad from the Pittsburgh Press, December 29, 1904.) #sexualwrecks

[eric @aphonik]

I used LOL in an email unironically for the first time in my life today. This feels like a milestone worth noting after holding out for 25+ years.

[eric @aphonik]

My favorite kind of music is music that exhorts the listener to listen to the music.

[eric @aphonik]

My gift to songwriters struggling through a creative block: “Darius Rucker” sort of rhymes with “motherfucker.”

[eric @aphonik]

“Just Like Heaven” on MTV when I was 9 years old. I even stayed home from school one day just so I could watch MTV and hear the song again. (I was a very goth 9 year old.)

[eric @aphonik]

Little known fact: Jay Leno was the inspiration for The Misfits’ classic skull collecting anthem, “Skulls.” https://t.co/lfG5atmKXI

[eric @aphonik]

@tammygolden @ChrisRRegan Jay was the inspiration for The Misfits’ classic anthem for skull collectors, “Skulls”. https://t.co/lfG5atmKXI

[eric @aphonik]

When your favorite indie rock band grows up and gets a real job.

[eric @aphonik]

Reality TV idea: beloved 80s synthpop group Depeche Mode tours the US, performing to sold out crowds by night while solving cold cases by day that have stymied local detectives.