Alphonse Hernandez

my post are for bad btches and the gays ONLY

[Izaäk @badboyisaiah]

Please stop sexualising my long hard uncut wet dick

[Alphonse Hernandez @aphonseTA]

@dubbadmusic definitely has the hardest Laserbeam bootleg. Don't believe me? Listen to it: https://t.co/AFFqKUI37L

[Alphonse Hernandez @aphonseTA]

why do snickers have a dorsal vein

[Alphonse Hernandez @aphonseTA]

yeah, I have issues with my past self but she was young and I forgive her. my real beef is with present me, wtf is she even doing

[The Real Fat Nick @_FatNick]

Fuck your 360 I'm signing to radio Disney

[HeHateMe @Pat_the_package]

*scrolls through contacts*

Who the fuck is "Sara trippinbawlz" ? https://t.co/ZYlKsot3a5

[👀 @toront0twunk]

im literally always on my phone its so bad #noregrets

[Kandi Kids USA @KandiKidsUSA]

I listened to closer by the chainsmokers and now I'm edm as fuck

[The Real Fat Nick @_FatNick]

rain drop
drop top
she think she dancin on my dick,
but thats my glock glock

[Alphonse Hernandez @aphonseTA]

when you accidentally take a 4 hour nap.

[Punk Wholesome Tall Boy @SadBoy4L]

Catch your boy getting lung cancer tonight 🤘

[Punk Wholesome Tall Boy @SadBoy4L]

Slap the goofy out of your trash ass music too fam 😂 https://t.co/0BmF9GaBUs