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Lewis Carroll: "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." https://t.co/kTGcYQfPQO

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Peter Wastholm: Always expect the worst, and you will never be disappointed. https://t.co/A4lKJJIESs

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Unknown: You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. https://t.co/eCYSzfuAXc

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Unknown: You will break the bow if you keep it always stretched. https://t.co/yA8i1zzaE1

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John Heywood: Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. https://t.co/QOmZgOLRyY

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W. C. Fields: 'Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. https://t.co/v96XYTUIsv

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René Char: Man is able to do what he is unable to imagine. His head trails a wake through the galaxy of the absurd. https://t.co/Fzhiq9aoUZ

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Oscar Wilde: Either those curtains go or I do. https://t.co/C2bivEpRCX

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Charlie Chaplin: In the end, everything is a gag. https://t.co/c4tfBoSMKl

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George Herbert: Love and a cough cannot be hidden. https://t.co/cAY21zuw5E

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Unknown: Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. https://t.co/DVLHBtO6qg

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George Santayana: Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. https://t.co/zSpTLHnj7k

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William James: A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. https://t.co/GamyqEQRj9

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Unknown: It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. https://t.co/RNNfwuodZ5

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Daniel Boorstin: A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness. https://t.co/8yCYHB5Fwn

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Werner von Braun: Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. https://t.co/nJazUkt2hg

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Isaac Asimov: I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. https://t.co/koIZBJprBn

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Unknown: Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog. https://t.co/3Ul6eqhIwP

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Christopher Spranger: Some of the worst torments imaginable accompany wealth. And yet many a poor man is eager for preferment and dreams of somehow "improving" his estate. Where money and property are concerned, none but vagrants are wise. https://t.co/Prb4iyLEGY

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Dennis Trudell: Sloppy, raggedy-assed old life. I love it. I never want to die. https://t.co/Pzc9FBi0mf