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“That’s too bad, wannabe padawan…”

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“But Bor Ifriem here? He can read minds, Tolvan. He can change minds— and he can wipe them. I have to forget everything I know about Vader and his plans.”

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“They were so nice. What happened?”
“Well, I do ruin everything I touch.”

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APHRA: Ugh, fine. What can I say, Sana Starros? ’Tis a very hard task to keep my interest. But I can’t seem to stop being interested in you.
SANA STARROS: Mmm. The…interest is mutual.

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“Sick ‘em, Gurtyl!”

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APHRA: Come off it, Sana. This isn’t about the droid. What happened between us was a long time ago. You should learn to get over your crushes!

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“I’m sorry, Tolvan. I’m so sorry. But… please? For both our sakes… Come get me.”

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“Trip! Trip— I checked the scanner! The bantha-lickers lying! The bombs’re still inside us!”

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APHRA: Thank you, Mr. Lord Vader. Uh, sir? Your majesty? Your illustriousness?”

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PRINCESS LEIA: Play nice, Doctor Aphra, or I can’t protect you from what’s out there. Or from her.

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“There ya go. Restraining bolt’s gone, just like Beetee’s. You’re officially fr—”

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“Tolvan? C-Captain Snuggles?I-Is that you?”

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“People don’t change, Chelli. Not really. Best they can do is get better at shielding those they love from their defects. Even if that means keeping them as far away as possible.”

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“And as I said the first time we did this. You’re cute.”

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“You shouldn’t be that good. I know people who’ve trained from birth, and they couldn’t make that shot. You’re a fluffy haired farm boy. You’ve basically taught yourself, and you’re astounding. Imagine…”

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“Oh whatever. You owe me for fixing you, because somewhere in that evil coding is a sliver of decency.”

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APHRA: Y-you blackmailed someone? For me?
SANA STARROS: Yes, and I’ve never regretted anything more.

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“C’mere, Vulaada, don’t worry, we’ll be fine. Just— stay in front of the camera. We saved the emperor. We’re heroes. Nobody will hurt us as long as we stay in front of the c—”

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APHRA (narration): Sure, barkeep, not that bad. Not that bad at all. I’m only wanted by the Dark Lord of the Sith, pursued across the galaxy by all the bounty hunters he’s probably hired, and currently caught in the unending spiral of an existential crisis after seeing my ex…

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“Triple zero… Beetee-one… Please. For old time’s sake— don’t torture my d—”