theresa

a muppety man (she/her)

[theresa @aphrodentics]

cheers

[Maggie is at a dinner party 🍽️ @iflmniall]

I'm shocked they were actually in the meetings for that perfume tbh

[theresa @aphrodentics]

contacting george washington via ouija board to tell him about dinosaurs

[theresa @aphrodentics]

groundhog day just wasn’t the same this year

[theresa @aphrodentics]

if i was an alien, i would find it endearing that people sell fruit on the side of the road

[theresa @aphrodentics]

#nothing

[theresa @aphrodentics]

what do keith urban and nicole kidman talk about

[Solo Monk @JJKALE2]

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross”

Sinclair Lewis, 1935

[theresa @aphrodentics]

#need that mcdonald’s snack wrap #onmymind

[shiv roy's bob @shivstratt]

well ofc

[theresa @aphrodentics]

what do keith urban and nicole kidman talk about

[theresa @aphrodentics]

mcdonalds snack wrap, do u hear me? where are they keeping u?

[theresa @aphrodentics]

david lynch was at jfk’s inauguration

[theresa @aphrodentics]

turning to my bf during a matt damon movie. “do u know what twink death means?” he says no. i nod and decide it’s not my job to educate him

[theresa @aphrodentics]

@908ian also thought i would be dealing with a lot more poison darts

[rose @wynrosei]

DON’T overshare just because someone is nice to you, you idiot

[theresa @aphrodentics]

liams so cute i love liam

[paloma🌊touched louis @palomangelsfly]

you will find me
in places that we've never been
for reasons we don't understand
walking in the wind❤‍🩹

[theresa @aphrodentics]

guys…i just don’t think the world needs to dive any further into the life of young sheldon. we know sheldon and we know young sheldon. let that be enough