𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔.

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𝗶 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻!

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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〞𝗺𝗲 ? 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹 ?
⠀ 𝐲𝐞𝐬, 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐬.
⠀ 𝘀𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻
⠀ 𝗮𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝗹𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 ? 〞
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ↳ + ❥ ?

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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peeks from the shadows.
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[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

/ I know eula looks like he's about 170cm in game but i HC him as 166cm because he's canonically wearing heels that would kill my feet

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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he raises a brow, and then considers.

〞stealing my targets, addressing me as a 'ruthless ruler' .. quite a list, isn't it ? 〞
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[˗ˋˏ ‍ ‍‍ 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗞𝗔𝗘𝗬𝗔. ‍ ‍‍ @frostwoven]

Kaeya laughs when he had originally been trying to be as polite as possible around him. “Take them down? Did they get on the bad side of our Eula? Do tell.”

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

@EXCELLENTBL00D / MY FRIENDS KEPT SHOWING ME THEIR NAMECARDS AND NONE OF THEM HAS THE AMOUNT OF SHAME AS """DADDYDONG""""" OR """XIAO ARMPITS"""

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

/ so there isn't any change nickname or change signature options anymore.

branded daddydong by my own hubris,, for life,,,

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

@LIONTOOTHKNIGHT ⠀⠀
a strong and powerful opposing force serves a more worthy opponent for me in my quest of vengeance, that includes the juniors. i believe that you will not disappoint.
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[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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ahchoo -- !
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[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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a small huff is released from his lips, as he thinks back on their brief time together.

〞peculiar, but interesting. i have no ill opinions about them -- but one day, i will take them down. 〞
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[˗ˋˏ ‍ ‍‍ 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗞𝗔𝗘𝗬𝗔. ‍ ‍‍ @frostwoven]

“Oh?” Kaeya shoots Eula an amused glance. “You met them. Splendid. I’ll bet that went as smoothly as anything could. They’re easy to get along with.” He’s taking a sip of his own coffee. “Still... how did it go? Do you approve of them?”

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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leaning on his left heel, he tilts his head. wrist turning, swishing the liquor in the bottle almost ominously.

〞this amount of liquor should not take down a man of your caliber. i even had it chilled so it goes down easy. 〞
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[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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oh, how the mere sight tempts the tucked away, undignified, mischievous he to peer from under the lid. there's satisfaction in the way his lips lift into a side grin, a glint in his sunset eyes that relishes in the act.
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[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

@LIONTOOTHKNIGHT ⠀⠀
freeing up your time can also allow you to delve into more pressing issues in the city that only a position with your authority can approach.
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[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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rim of a wine bottle against the fatui harbinger's lips, and then tilts it up to let the liquor flow freely, uncontrollably.
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[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

@certainbard / Google Chrome Eula tango-ing with Internet Explorer Diluc........

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

/ flipping your hair mid battle like

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

/ flexes my replying prowess

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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a small hum denoting neither agreement nor disagreement, and he sighs as the drowsy fog completely clears from his head.

〞i have made acquaintances with the honorary knight that this establishment is so proud of. 〞
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[˗ˋˏ ‍ ‍‍ 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗡 𝗞𝗔𝗘𝗬𝗔. ‍ ‍‍ @frostwoven]

“Yes, yes. All in a days work. Or, in a nights work, you could say. We must keep the peace around Mondstadt, after all.”

He’s sitting, coffee securely in hand, and he sips it like it’s the most healing drink in the world. At this moment, it is. “How have you been fairing?”

[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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like a flicker of burn from his old journal, his hand shoots forth, seizing the other man's wrist in a tight squeeze.

〞such an impermissible act, beyond the mercy you gave, -- does counts as an unforgiveable transgression. 〞
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[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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a single blink. a tender furrow of his brows. though his tranquil expression otherwise gracefully remains frozen in a winterscape, as though fully accepting the turn of events, blade at his throat, like an outlaw to be executed.
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[𝗘𝗨𝗟𝗔. @aphroswave]

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though the rime on his eyes slowly melts at the new resting spot ..

and the way the man in medium quality garbs cards his fingers through eula's dressed hair .. it even blows a creeping whisper up his spine.
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