APIGuy

under the gun again

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

i like coffee. id also like to be in charge of the relationship.

so ive been building DeCaf. for anyone who wants to cut back a bit, understand their routine, or stop treating “one more” as a legally binding agreement

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@samswoora theres no real cost to saying things that wind up wrong - and it gives him a platform

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@Nexuist God bless that SGOV square, whoever they are 🫡

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@ChiTownTimmy23 they were so stale it was probably the OG 1847 run

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

what was the worst Halloween candy you got as a kid? one lady in our neighborhood gave out unblessed communion wafers

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@tekbog Would be way less creepy if they used a target other than a human

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

this is like if two annoying people i heard of got in a knife fight in a parking lot in front of me

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@basedjensen patching isnt sexy to talk about

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@BenjaminDEKR im getting lower poly aventador

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

if youre trying to have a better relationship with caffeine, this is who im building DeCaf for.

daily tracking will be free.

launch waitlist: https://t.co/aBP5Zvi0sh less caffeine, better timing, or just knowing how much youre having — whats your goal?

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

i like coffee. id also like to be in charge of the relationship.

so ive been building DeCaf. for anyone who wants to cut back a bit, understand their routine, or stop treating “one more” as a legally binding agreement

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

also built Bean Brigade so you can bring your coffee friends along.

photos, café visits, updates, replies. pick what you share and who sees it.

finally, somewhere to discuss the emotional significance of a flat white.

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

imagine the applications for weapon systems

[Smoke-away @SmokeAwayyy]

Look at those thrusters go.

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@izzyz could be a fun resource mining/factorio/terraria thing too - deep sea is a cool setting

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

what animals would you hunt for sport if they werent endangered?

id blic a panda, that coat would be fire

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@izzyz is this harm reduction?