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under the gun again | a place out of misery, my fantasy

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@beffjezos

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@ThePrimeagen loved the collabs with Big A - great crossover episodes

[Lewis 🇺🇸 @ctjlewis]

Incredible

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@MasterBJones

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

anyone whose dug through the Hermes skill catalogue, anything worth using?

[Teknium 🪽 @Teknium]

It's finally here. The official Hermes Desktop app.

Available on all platforms.

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

asking the judge if i can double or nothing my sentence

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

you’re right, you did set a stop loss, that’s my bad - you lost $80k

would you like to use buy now pay later for your handgun purchase?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Robinhood is rolling out AI agents that can trade stocks & make credit card purchases on users’ behalf via tools like Claude.

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

nothing is certain, but shrewd, well-informed planning, a determined use of every possible advantage, and a continuous awareness and acceptance of an ever-shifting environment can raise the odds

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

its hard out here for a pimp, when he tryna make the money for the rent

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

If we ran the schools like Amazon, a Chinese counterfeit of your child would come home from school

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@haydendevs I got one two days ago! Whipple

What’s the name you gave them?

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Explaining to your GF that getting paid alot of money means you have to work weekends sometimes

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@spillproofgrail @hopes_revenge thats not what im concerned about

leadership teams are blaming ai for structural issues in how they fund and carry out operations

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

@severeengineer whipple says “meow!”

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

everyone say hi to my new best friend! whipple!

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[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker

[APIGuy @api_assasin]

suicide by cop with this

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable

ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table?

ME: hey thanks man

ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one