Annie Shapiro

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think.

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

PRO TIP: Always take advantage of a lit green screen. Then your friends can make stupid/awesome shit like this from the photos #setlife

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

@FilmStruck 🎵Wanna smile
Wanna cry
Saying goodbye
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la🎵

Thank you all for making something truly special. I’ll miss you so much, @filmstruck 😭😭😭

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

Dear @FilmStruck,

I have been trying to stream “Gigi” for five days, and it still won’t load.

POURQUOI?????

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

@Marina__vo @FrenchMorningNY You bet I am! And now it’s just a five minute walk from my apartment! 👩‍🎤

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

I needed a little pick-me-up. I’m just gonna leave this here in case anyone else does too. (@FilmStruck- more Marx Brothers films plz!)

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

3/3 So today marks the first time I was ever pulled over for a ticket, with a replica arsenal in the backseat no less, and the first time I ever talked my way out of a ticket. PHEW 🙏#blessed

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2/3 I immediately disclosed that I had theatrical replicas in the car. I was shitting bricks. Thank god the officer was cool with me. He asked me about my job, who the biggest asshole I ever worked with was, and then he sent me on my way sans ticket.

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

1/3 I got caught in a speed trap going over the Pulaski Bridge. My first time being pulled over. But the real nightmare was that I was on my way to do a weapons return and the backseat of my car was full of unconcealed (and well-labeled) rifle cases like this:

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@FilmStruck I’ll take Gene and Donald over Fred and Ginger any day of the week

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Fourth cup just kicked in #HumpDay #SlumpDay

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@FilmStruck Also, damn you. Since signing up, I’ve seriously considering quitting my job and just watching movies all day.

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

@FilmStruck THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

@FilmStruck Please tell me there are more musicals being added! That’s the one category with very limited options. I need more singing and dancing in my life!!! 😭

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

Terminally delightful https://t.co/WROfjKdCkU

[BFI @BFI]

The original Toy Story. Enjoy this positively manic animation of a toy town battle royal that would have delighted Edwardian audiences in 1908 #BritainOnFilm

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One of my all-time favorite dance sequences. Happy Friyay, everyone! #genekelly #itsalwaysfairweather

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So much blood on his tiny, pussy grabbing hands, and all the other Republicans’ too. Sadly, there’s plenty of blood to go around these days and no one to clean it up. Yet. #ThrowThemOut https://t.co/DevdYerVwy

[Jaye🇺🇸 @MsJayeBee]

Thanks to @NPR for the picture that the White House "couldn't" find! Here he is signing the Executive Order that repealed the Obama Era gun checks for people with mental illnesses and making it easy for them to buy weapons of mass destruction. #NotMyPresident

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

I can barely remember people’s names. But if I meet a dog, their name is burned in my brain forever.

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It’s February, and I’m outside in a t-shirt wishing I were wearing a tank top because it’s that damn warm. Da fuq?

[Annie Shapiro @apianoshrine]

[buying guitar strings]
@guitarcenter cashier: Are you a String Club member?
Me: Oh, they’re not for playing. They’re for choking someone. But thanks anyway?
#proplife

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Restaurant scenes are my favorite. The other props just leave me to play food stylist. It’s my happy place. My greasy, sweltering hot happy place. #fullenglish #setlife

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I really need to get something out of the prop truck, but my key is locked inside and our teamster is asleep in the cab. Oh well. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s let sleeping teamsters lie. #setlife